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[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Article sponsored by Pepsi?

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 hours ago

I could say the same to the data centers. They got to lay off the water bro.

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Dehydration has severe effects on your mental and physical health

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Measuring liquid with mass units? Toddlerific

[–] notSys@lemmy.cafe 3 points 39 minutes ago (1 children)

Why tho? 1kg=1l, 1g=1ml anyway, and I like to know how much something will weight in my backpack

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 minutes ago

That's only for pure H20 (distilled water). Most drinking water has low amounts of mineral salts and other stuff.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

It seems to be an American thing. When I was in the US I was confused by all that drink cans are labeled in weight measurements rather than in liquid measurements. Although I guess it's the US so I should just be grateful that it wasn't been measured in fractions of a corgi or something.

[–] derfunkatron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

8 fluid ounces is a cup, 4 cups is a quart, 4 quarts is a gallon. Most canned drinks are 12 fl. oz, or 3/4 of a pint.

8 ounces is half a pound.

It’s makes perfect sense!

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 minutes ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

A pint's a pound, not quite the world around, mostly just in the US, Liberia, and Myanmar, but also in several commonwealth countries and not to a precision level where local gravity applies

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 34 minutes ago* (last edited 34 minutes ago) (1 children)

Does that not mean that you get different amounts of liquid for the same 12 fluid ounces, because a pint of water does not weigh the same as a pint of beer, which in turn does not weigh the same as a paint of Coke.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 2 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 16 minutes ago)

No. Fluid ounce is the volume. Most filling processes utilize the specific gravity of the solution and then fill by weight.

1 L of water is 1kg. Let's say you add 500 grams of sugar. Now the solution has a specific gravity of 1.5mg per ml. So a 500 mL fill (16.9 oz) is 750mg. This is really rudimentary but I hope it kind of explains how the process should go.

[–] psilotop@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

A fluid ounce is a unit of volume.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 hours ago

Over-hydrating doesn't help, but under-hydrating sure does.

If you're pee is light yellow ya doin' fine.

[–] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 18 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

It has some grains of truth but it's mingled with too much personal opinion.

There are studies on how much water humans really need. If you want to calculate it the scientific way, you need to factor in at least lean muscle mass, total mass, surface area, ambient temperature and humidity, activity levels, and diet. There's no magic number of ounces that's correct for everyone.

Fortunately we've evolved a really awesome mechanism. When your body needs more water, you get thirsty.

So if you want to stay properly hydrated, drink whenever you feel even a little thirsty.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Fortunately we've evolved a really awesome mechanism. When your body needs more water, you get thirsty.

Yeaaahhh....About that...

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

ADHD can make you completely ignore that signal for way, way too long.

My body also misinterprets that signal as "hunger", and a craving for some wet food. Maybe like yogurt or a cup of pudding. You know something that just slides down easy. Yeah #thisiswhyimfat.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

Yep...
Take my meds and of to the race on one cup of tea at the morning.
Sometimes I will remember the bottle of water on my table in front of my monitors at work. Sometimes.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Me too. Sometimes I feel like I must get thirsty in a reasonable way, but when I actually notice the sensation is another matter. At other times I'm incessantly thirsty.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 hours ago

After about 23C I swear a lot. I definitely need to replenish what I lose or I get drowsy

[–] ironpangolin29@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago

We can seperate regions easily enough and their peak humidity seasons. You just need to factor in sedentary, semi active, active and athletic lifestyles.

[–] nul42@lemmy.ca 6 points 13 hours ago

The spice must flow.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Has the author considered: construction workers

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 50 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Three article boils down to the author being a whiny WSJ entitled asshole, which is what I expect from the WSJ.

Author, you don't need the 40 oz cup.

Quoted Expert, you need around 125 oz a day.

Author, but water is so boring and tasteless, I want sugar and you get a fraction of water from food right? I don't wanna drink water. Written Toddler Tantrum ensues

Author, so in conclusion you don't need that 40 oz water cup.

The rest of us, STFU you entitled twat.

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[–] Aeder@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (6 children)

Right wing newspapers love to do this shit where I live. We get into a crisis, people start skipping meals because they don't have money, and they will talk about the health benefits of dieting and fasting 🙄

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 21 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The hot new diet trend, poverty.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Have you tried this new drug, Nofudatall? Take it in place of your normal three meals and watch the pounds of fat~and~ ~muscle~ boil away.

Poverty is surprisingly expensive, but you can get Nofudatall for free~with~ ~qualifying~ ~insurance~ ~plans~ !

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Nofudatall already exists - it's called Ozempic

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 points 7 minutes ago

I did my injection yesterday 😀

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 10 hours ago

Must be soon

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

WSJ: stop drinking water our data centers need it instead

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[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!"

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 1 points 3 minutes ago

Dang it, I've been working so hard to conquer my addiction to breathing, and now they want me to give up water too??

[–] DrStanleyGoodspeed@lemmy.zip 13 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It’s cause Brawndo is the only drink you need!

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 100 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (21 children)

Looked at the article, and it starts off pretty stupid

While everyone else seems to be slugging H20 from 40-ounce Stanley tumblers, I have never understood the appeal of drinking plain, tasteless water all day.

Some people live in areas where the water tastes bad, but seeing the water as "boring" might mean that you're drinking too much of the other stuff (soft drinks, juice, sugary etc). It's not that those other things are not hydrating, but they're unhealthy for other reasons.

The question feels more pressing than ever given rising temperatures, heat waves

I refuse to normalize a world where people lack access to clean drinking water. 😠

The rest of the article is pretty standard advice. There's no set amount of water that everyone needs to drink, and your diet/lifestyle/body composition/the weather will all play a role. Going based on thirst is a good indicator, but make sure you actually drink water when you're thirsty. !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

But using that to justify unequal access to clean drinking water is a big no.

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[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 136 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 162 points 1 day ago (7 children)

2027: “Do you really need three meals a day?”

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (5 children)

People are drinking water right from under the data centers!

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[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Begun, the water wars have.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Do I need to feel bad about wanting to get an RO system yet?

Like on the one hand, I don't really want to keep drinking teflon and microplastics. But on the other hand, there's a lot of waste from RO systems...but on the other hand, residential water waste is peanuts as far as conservation goes. Also I blame the teflon for having too many hands.

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

And yet we let evil prevail. Humanity is pathetic.

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