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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

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[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 92 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Aah, another fish fucker (we wish, right?).

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Have you SEEN Prince Sidon? I mean, god DAMN.

John Oliver voice: Now that is a fish that we all want to fuck.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pardon me, do you know where I can buy this hat?

[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 2 points 5 days ago

maybe

here?

or

here?.

but i don't think these are the original (if there is one).

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 44 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think there were a lot of jokes about the common "women want me, fish fear me" hats, that turned into parody versions thay are now expanding outward in ways that increasingly diverge from the original.

That's just a guess, though. Or, just me making up a reason.

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

the classics are classic for a reason

A baseball cap with the caption "I want fish; I fear women; 🐟"

A trucker hat with the caption "Women fear me; fish fear me; men turn their eyes away from me as I walk; no beast dare make a sound in my presence; I am alone on this barren Earth; 🐟"

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The last hat is for this guy:

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

What if the fish is trans

[–] decolo@piefed.social 32 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 days ago

That looks like a perfect carpet for my carp pet

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[–] Asetru@feddit.org 36 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago

Found The Deeps Lemmy user.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@piefed.social 10 points 6 days ago

That position has already been filled by Kanye West.

[–] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I came here for this

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago

As a vegan, cringe

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They/them want me, fish fear me.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The only fish pronouns I recognize are grilled/yummy.

All my homies like beer battered

[–] okamiueru@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

That's an unsettling message. Please stick to a more limited number of type faces.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What about a human who likes fish sticks

Do you like fish sticks?

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 6 days ago

Believe it or not, gay fish.

[–] ElcaineVolta@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 6 days ago (18 children)

recreational animal torture is fucking weird.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

You're right, but come on, nobody here is worried about weird.

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[–] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

as a fish myself, this offends me

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Good thing he's spearfishing.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago
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[–] Steve@communick.news 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have a nit to pick

It uses the contraction you're first, then goes all you are for the fish.
Feels wrong

It signals a change in tone. I'll allow it.

[–] Stolas@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Internet fishing is fun.

[–] Klear@piefed.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But... I am a fish! Fuck paraphyletic groups :/

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

There's no such thing as a fish.

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