How did you come to adore owls and fowls?
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Owls are like if you combined birds and cats. They're also very stupid. You think they're dignified but they're stupid. They are gross and dorky and burp pellets. I love them.
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen dirt owl?
However much speed you can throw John Cleese at
does P = NP?
Does pipis=nonpipis?
Are you or have you ever been a member of the Hexbear community?
You're not actually an owl are you? 
I am the owl in the heart of the people. The hooting fool that tells you to be cringe.
cats or dogs?
Oh no my post is breaching containment.
damn, I didn't see it. Great post. Made me mad
Cats
Correct.
Which of these two doors leads to safety and which one leads to certain doom? 🚪 🚪
why are you gay
Because I can't stop smoochin' baddies
Tell us about a good meal that you ate sometime this week
In made a portabello mushroom pizza that was pretty ok
What the number on the back of your credit card?
67
Wait that didn't work it wants 3 digits. Can you double check?
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Hey, how's it going?
Alright I'm a little upset that the world is burning but I'm surviving best I can
I get it, i'm having a touch of insomnia after I went on an unintended caffeine break for a week and then drank a couple of mountain dews, not realizing what would happen
Sometimes, this is what life is
Being awake and seeing the sunrise is a nice little result though, usually i'm waking up too late or i'm too busy to appreciate it, but today, it's just really nice
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What does a boobie feel like? I'm afraid to touch myself or my partner, and you seem like you might be a sex haver.
Oh right me am lots of the sex
I fogort the question
can I have a cookie and juice
Thot son or gay daughter?
Neither, I'm not cut out to be a parent
Honestly, I think admitting that makes you better suited for parenting than so many shitty parents out there. I'm not trying to push though, you can have your gay thot bigender progeny when/if you feel ready.
Okay. I'm gunna ask it
Are you really a owl
Edit: okay you already answered it, you are an owl
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What is the worst piece of clothing?
A clutch
What is the point of a bag you have to hold I WANT MY HANDS FREE
REAL AS HELL actually. the entire point of a bag is to put it on my bag and forget about it
not really a clothing item but ive always hated the tags on the back of tshirts. theyre scratchy and they feel awful. this is why nudity is superior
How to loose your phone, wallet and keys all in one go instantly.
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what's your favorite bug and why?
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Is there any relationship between you and Dirt_Owl? Causative, correlative, something else?
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I've got a delivery of owl pellets, should I just drop them off under the tree or what?
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