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[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Remind me please, the cake at Bill's face, did it change anything? How about "the cake" from Luigi Mangione, did this one change anything?

[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

...lol youre gonna have to do MUUUCH more than that. If you know what I mean...👀

[–] jpreston2005@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago

To everyone in this thread saying "I'd never do that, I don't want to get shot"

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

Remember when we used to hang or behead powerful people we didn't like? Yeah, that wasn't just one time in France either.

[–] gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 17 hours ago

Cinderblocks would be more effective (for legal reasons this is a joke)

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 18 hours ago

We should bring that back, but with bricks instead of the pies.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago
[–] MichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

My wife advised me not to make the comment I was going to make.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What was the comment you were going to make?

[–] Initech_vs_Initrode@lemmy.zip 4 points 15 hours ago

"My wife took so many pies to the face, when she stepped on the bathroom scale it screamed!"

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sadly, the most prolific pie thrower recently died. He was an amazing iconoclast.

[–] Squirrelknight@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Man, why are all the GOOD 80 year olds dying while the worst 80 year old gets to keep ruining the world?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One of his favorite targets was the French philosopher Bernard-Henri Lévy, who was pied by Godin or one of his accomplices on at least seven occasions.

After checking out this Bernard guy, all I can say is: "good"

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

I wonder if at least once he approached Lévy saying "Behold! A Pie!"

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 5 points 18 hours ago

We use milkshakes in the UK

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 8 points 21 hours ago

The Epstein class brings all the milkshakes to the yard, And they’re like “boo, hoo, my pride”

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 6 points 21 hours ago

Was coming to say this, they’ll sue you into oblivion

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 day ago

You'd get charged with terrorism now. Might as well go full Luigi.

[–] Nurgus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's milkshake in the UK. Search for images of Farage milkshake.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

That sounds like a risky click.

A few years ago we would egg and milkshake fascists.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I prefer bringing a guillotine to the meeting, like what happened in Salem during a council meeting with a data center CEO. Or Luigi style pie throwing, with bullets.

[–] OakTree@lemmy.zip 4 points 18 hours ago

All this AI stuff basically is witchcraft. We should tie these tech bros to a rock and see if they float.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 22 hours ago

Terminal velocity pie

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 189 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Without exaggeration, doing this now (depending on the person) would risk life imprisonment for bioweaponry terrorism, or just getting shot

[–] Carl@anarchist.nexus 107 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Yeah, pretty much. A large part of what made the face-pie so effective was simply the “we can still touch you” reminder. It’s a powerful message, because it reminds them that their bodyguards only need to fail once. It’s the old “you need to protect yourself every time, we only need to touch you once” thing. Which is why they’ve captured the courts and police, to deter attacks even when they aren’t under constant protection.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 day ago

I remember a few years ago, there was a big to-do about people throwing paint on their yachts lol. Even that was enough to scare them.

If they want to charge people with bioterrorism over pies, then the pie throwers might start throwing brick pies given they will face similar charges.

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Because we stopped doing shit like this and gave in to bullshit civility politics. That shit only benefits the fascists.

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[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Funny story, here in Sweden, our speaker of the parliament was visiting a school to speak. Someone threw a "banana or part of a banana". Bodyguards "aprehended" the boy until police arrived and the boy was interrogated at the police station.

The speaker then started a criminal suit against the boy (who was 16) with the charge of disorderly conduct. The damage was noted as, "a stained shirt".

According to the speaker, incidents like this could cause politicians to not want to speak at schools (oh no... how will the children cope?)

Anyway, people are calling him out as the clown he is. And i'd be very surprised if he gets to keep his post after our election (regardless of who wins)

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait, whoa stop. Politicians are held to account in your country?! What sort of magical utopia is this?

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eh, only if they want to, I am still pissed off that Maud Olofsson got away with the Noun affair and even got to decline attending a government review board about the affair.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago

At least now they have reintroduced "tjänstemannaansvar" (public servant accountability). And when I say now I actually mean, pretty much now. It went into effect 1 august of this year.

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[–] spacegoat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Hapless gimp creampied

[–] J92@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

I hope that girl gets free drinks in whichever pub she sets foot in.

Was interested. It was a banana milkshake. That must have been sticky.

What a great person that woman is.

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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You do something like that today they'll try to put you away for 30 years on terrorism charges.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 21 hours ago

Fucking Andy Ngo and his milkshake whining. "It had concrete in it!" No it didn't, what would that even do? It was liquid. You're just a baby.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Someone chucked a milkshake at Nigel Farage a couple of years ago and got a 13-week suspended jail sentence for assault. Along with endless pearl-clutching from the right and Farage talking about how distressed he was.

Which is funny when you compared it to back in the 90s when someone threw an egg at John Prescott and he immediately punched them in the face lol.

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[–] mtpender@piefed.world 72 points 1 day ago (9 children)

The first act of political violence in Australia was when PM Billy Hughes was struck by an egg that was thrown at him during a speech in favor of conscription.

The second act of political violence in Australia was when PM Hughes jumped into the crowd to throw hands with the egg-thrower.

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[–] newton@piefed.social 12 points 1 day ago

The cake thrower of Microsoft boss recently passed away. He had a great career, RIP

[–] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I would but I do not enjoy being shot

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[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Shoes.

George W. Bush knew how to dodge a shoe.

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[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Pies are nice and all; but have you considered a dildo to the face?

It has a certain style after all.

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