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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 50 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Or:

  • Overnight dishwasher strikes a misaligned pan suddenly
  • Wind causes collar beam in roof to flex taught creating footstep sounds above
  • Toilet fan rattles against sudden negative pressure outside
  • Neighbour lets off firearm indoors
  • Chunk of render decides to break off and fall through the wall cavity
[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'd still be worried about those last two...

[–] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The vent fan in the bathroom.

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 week ago

Plot twist: It's actually someone who is extremely enthusiastic about toilets and they like to hang out around your house.

[–] kurcatovium@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Well in case shit hits the fan...

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think they meant the exhaust fan. But side-note... I once put a little fan in my bathroom to blow on my face while I was pooping (the A/C was out) and it was actually really nice. I considered mounting it to the wall and having a toilet fan for luxurious pooping

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

From the company that brought you the bidet

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of those isn't the same as the other.

And makes it a purely American anecdote

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Also happened in Slovakia.

One I had recently heard of happened in Čachtice in 2023.
48 year old ex police officer was cleaning a rifle, when it fired, shooting through a window, and killing a 30 year old mother who was in a kitchen of opposing building 120m (394ft) away.
Less than a month ago he received a 2 year prison sentence suspended for 3 years, and a ban on owning and using firearms for 8 years.

Used sources (in Slovak):
Markíza's report from 2023
RTVS conviction report from 2026

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

oh not at all this happened in england

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

God bless the king

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Toilet fan rattles against sudden negative pressure outside

Oh man, I used to live in a very windy area and the bathroom exhaust vent cover would constantly be clanking. I forgot about that little bit of hell from living there.

[–] frtzngbllr@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ice Machine? Some bourgeoisie shit right there.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh yeah, I remember seeing videos of world cup travelers being amazed by that this summer. I didn't realize it wasn't a normal thing!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's slightly offset by the increased energy costs, as the fridge is way less efficient

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The fridge is less efficient when there is an ice maker? How? It sounds like you’re basically saying the freezer is always going to be less efficient when there’s something to freeze.

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

An ice maker is more complex than just manually freezing ice in a tray. You have a bunch of small motors and pumps and things that require more electricity to function, and all of that energy is on top of the energy it takes to cool the freezer (which a non ice maker refrigerator is already doing). Plus, all those things that are inside the freezer space are now generating or adding heat in the space youre using energy to cool, especially the water it’s continuously freezing to make ice whenever it isnt full.

A report from 2020 said that automatic ice maker refrigerators use 14-20% more energy than a normal refrigerator

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did the study take into account opening the door multiple times to get the ice tray in and out vs the tiny hole in the door only being open while ice is flowing?

Also why would there be any pumps? Faucets don’t have pumps and neither does any fridge I have ever had.

[–] Kevlar21@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most ice machines have a water pump. I suppose you could make one that just used a water supply pressure and valves but I’ve never seen that on commercial ice machines

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

We aren’t talking about commercial ice machines though, we are talking about the ones inside the freezer of domestic refrigerators. All of those that I have seen just use tap pressure for the ice machine and the door dispenser.

[–] Kevlar21@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah but they also make ice

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

It's the need for a thoroughfare through the insulation that makes it less efficient.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having gone to some Japanese and Korean stores, I think the same thing when I see their appliances. The rice cookers and refrigerators are super different. An example that we now all know about, the Japanese bidet.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder how efficient those always-hot water kettles are

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was being laughed at by a brit about using the microwave to boil my water. I took great offense to that and argued a bit with them. I bought a kettle because someone bought me some fancy tea and it needed the control. I'm sorry unknown brit, you were 100% right about the kettle.

Moral of the story: Always trust a brit when they're talking about something to do with tea.

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Electric kettle is best. Which is what they mostly use.

[–] tquid@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

They also have 220v house current, making their kettles much faster. But even with 110v mains a kettle is best

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nah, it's always the upstairs neighbor putting on clogs and moving furniture at 2 AM

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

yeah: sexy time

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That made me literally LOL out loud

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 2 points 1 week ago

Lmao, it always kills me. Especially the "meeting their fans" — "sounds tough. Thank you. Be well", shuts door on face

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My fridge doesn’t have an ice machine. However, it does make a hum reminiscent of Hypnotoad. I’ll be lying in bed and picturing:

At least if some burglar broke into your house, they'd be immediately entranced, and you'd be safe.

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago

That picture has no effe-ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

[–] krusieagenda@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

The people in the apartment above me keep moving in and out. Pisses me off, especially since they rearrange furniture in the middle of the night like they're practicing Feng Shui or something.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

It never fails to amaze me at just how much decision making power my unconscious self has. All manner of random household noises can happen and it will never wake me up, but the sound of a soft rainfall when I've left my windows open will wake me every time.

Mine has a trigger happy servo that just click clicks all night long once a month.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’ve taken to shutting off the ice machine when the container is full. That way we don’t end up with stale, half-sublimated ice cubes sitting in the bottom of the container. Also gives us the opportunity to clean the bin if needed.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Universal truths are universal

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Fridge ice machines aren't universal though.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Laundry machine finishing and stove keeping same beep noise

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I am imagining op, maybe a scarred combat vet, hearing the crashing and rolling out of bed, grabbing the 45 caliber handgun from under his pillow, then sneak creeping around the house and yard in his underwear looking for the intruder.