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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 140 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I feel like the subtle burn in this is the implication that the undereducated don’t know the difference between melting and thawing.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I ~~feel~~ like the subtle burn in this is the implication that the undereducated don’t know the difference between melting and thawing.

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (7 children)

thaw /thô/ intransitive verb

  1. To change from a frozen solid to a liquid by gradual warming

melt /mĕlt/ intransitive verb

  1. To be changed from a solid to a liquid state especially by the application of heat.

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (16 children)

Sure, that distinction has no difference if we’re talking about water.

But if you put a frozen chicken breast in the refrigerator, it will not be in liquid form the next day. It will simply be “not frozen” any longer.

  1. to become free of the effect (such as stiffness, numbness, or hardness) of cold as a result of exposure to warmth

Or another example. You have a block of frozen cheese. You put it out on the counter for 24 hours. Would you say that cheese is now “melted” and ready to be put on nachos?

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

But if you put your cheese on the counter, it's still yours.

You need someone else's cheese for nacho cheese.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Thawing doesn't imply changing from a solid to a liquid. It means changing from a frozen solid to a room temperature solid.

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nevermind that; the real issue is that using hot water to thaw food is dangerous advice because the outside will get warm enough to spoil while the center is still frozen. You're supposed to use cold water to do it, and that water should either be running from a tap or switched out frequently as it warms.

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[–] deacon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I would say it’s the centerpiece of the punchline.

But what do I know? I’m a bear and I eat the heads off of fish.

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[–] shininghero@pawb.social 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Nope, now all beans. And now corn, and now horny posting, nope back to beans

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

just as the orb has foretold

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

IT IS CORBJEANS DAY MY SEXY DUDES

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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[–] VelvetPinkOtter123@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

I literally just had someone on this site call me sad for looking up statistics to see if a claim a celebrity made was true

We're fucked y'all

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 37 points 1 month ago

Bro, you're supposed to just read the title then rage dump the first thing that comes to mind. Could you even imagine what the world would be like if people took the time to back up their claims with evidence? If people gave measured responses to this crazy thing we call life, slowly unwinding all the nonsense!? If being thoughtful was what dictated success instead of driving engagement regardless of positive or negative?!?

Yeah, neither can I.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've shocked for years that somehow humanity even came this far, 20% of the population must be doing some heavy lifting keeping the other 80% afloat

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, hordes of clerks and ‘unskilled’ workers are still mostly necessary so that food and goods to feed, house and clothe the 20% are delivered properly. Otherwise it would be Ayn Rand's utopia where geniuses make stuff all day while being supplied by magic.

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[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

reddit: here is a blog post about how I used LLMs to remove limitations from my printer

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also Reddit: banned for encouraging violence for talking about an axe!

[–] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

All of these platforms except fediverse: please sign up to view this

[–] url@feddit.fr 6 points 1 month ago

Some weird lemmy/piefed server: enable javascript and cookies to continue

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[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

To be fair, sous vide steak looks awful without searing it after

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

YouTube: picture of content creator looking like he just got mind-blowing news as he played the TikTok video then gives a reaction

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Fair enough but when I worked in the restaurant industry, a periodic visit/inspection from the FDA warned us NOT to defrost sealed plastic packaged food in hot/warm water because something something bacterial growth.

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[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 14 points 1 month ago

Tiktok melts your brain faster

[–] prowe45@piefed.social 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

For anyone who missed out on learning food safety guidelines at some point, which I don't blame anyone for - Don't thaw your food in hot or even warm water. Even if you don't accidentally cook your food before you meant to, allowing the outer layer of the food to spend time in the temperature danger zone while the inner parts thaw will allow bacteria to start causing trouble. Now, if your frozen thing is small or thin enough to completely thaw in like 5 minutes, you're probably fine using warmer water, but in general, try to keep everything under 40°F(4°C) until you're actually ready to cook it.

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[–] Regna@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

And mild mind blowing for those non-academic: frozen meat and some veggies thaw faster in sub 4 C salty water solution and taste better when cooked.

Forgot what it’s called: brine solution

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[–] krisevol@lemmus.org 10 points 1 month ago

Maybe a year ago. Now tiktok is just ai bots posting clips from twitch and YouTube videos is parts and not posting all the parts to cause comment hate engagements.

[–] underscores@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago

This is by design

Which, unironically, cites the Yahoo article that covers the Twitter posts that cover the tiktok video that teaches the uneducated masses how to defrost food with heat.

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I'm with the fediverse, obviously.

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