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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 62 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Lol what a grift. I go to an actual sex con twice a year. There are like 500 people. Tickets are less than $100 bucks for an entire weekend. The speakers are actually real speakers who do sex and talks and teach professionally. The classes are usually "we ran out of chairs so stand in the back" full of people interested in the content.

The parties at night are included in your ticket. The entire venue becomes a dungeon. There are meet and greets and online ways to find people to hang or play with. All included.

The only catch is that you have to know about it and you have to be referred to it. Tickets still sell out and there's still a wait-list every single time.

$18,000? Lol. Lmao even.

I guess that's the ticket price for "I have no community, and am not interested in finding one or building community, so I have to pay to pretend to have community."

Sex is awesome. These losers are not.

Also Adam Conover is one of the least sexy people on the planet and makes no sense to be at a sex con.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 33 points 2 days ago (21 children)

I guess that's the ticket price for "I have no community, and am not interested in finding one or building community, so I have to pay to pretend to have community."

This is so spot on. I've been to a $20 Shibari workshop which was super educational and friendly. You could tell a lot of care was put into it. Language was inclusive and felt natural which made the environment feel safe. Solo attendees were welcome, as you could do all the exercises on yourself and I imagine that was partially to make it clear that the focus wasn't on partnering.

If people wanted to stick around there was an "open salon" after the class. Regulars were just hanging out (unobtrusively) and it seemed like good vibes. It was clear to my hyper vigilant ass this was a bit of a vetting session but not in a snobby way, if that makes sense?

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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you have to learn how to fuck from Adam Conover you become officially straight no matter how you started

[–] himeneko@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

adam conover withdrew from the event too, even he thinks they cant fuck

Politically straight.

. “I thought I wanted titties and beautiful women but realized later that what I actually wanted was to be and be treated as someone worth knowing. antonymous attendee

Bro I could have told you that for $50. You didn't have to drop between 3 and 18 thousand dollars to learn that.

All genders and gender identities are welcome! This event leans heteronormative in that many sessions focus on classic dynamics between men and women, however anyone is welcome to attend.

Oh no wonder almost all the panels looked like useless bullshit

This is going to be a disaster.

How many guys are going to come away feeling like they're masters of courtship because they talked with flirt girls and hen get frustrated when that doesn't translate to women who aren't paid to flirt with them?

[–] AntifaSuperWombat@hexbear.net 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You'd have to pay me $18.000 to hang around with Aella, let alone flirt with her catgirl-disgust

Also took at look at the FAQ out of curiosity and immediately the first question was:

Will I have sex at the event?

followed up by

Will you teach pickup artistry?

and

Where do you stand in the culture war?

Seems like they know their audience pretty well

[–] christian@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

Also took at look at the FAQ out of curiosity and immediately the first question was:

Will I have sex at the event?

It's always bothered me how few conferences have an faq which clarifies this.

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[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (9 children)

In case anyone didn't recognize the host like I did, it's the eugenics girl with odd proclivities that went viral a couple years ago

She showered 24 times in a given year.

There's nothing wrong with participating in orgies or group sex, but... I can't help but find this odd.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

15 didn't cum

pathetic

Also who are the 5 people who showed up to the gang bang and didn't participate? Does she smell that bad?

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I remember reading about it, it was some CNC thing where she couldn't communicate and was held down which is a lot with a stranger.

[–] IranOuttaOil@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Had sex 41 times? That's vaguely the same figure as the people on the orgy. So she had sex only once in the whole year?

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

that's silicon valley life optimisation grindset

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't wanna sound like a prude or anything but # of showers should at least match # of times you had sex

Also lmao days "worked" = 118. That's like 2 days a week, and I can guarantee those aren't 8 hours days.

[–] IranOuttaOil@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I agree, but maybe it is a cultural thing for me.

If a young Iranian couple are taking a lot of showers, it is a sign of how much they're doing it.

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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago
  1. Why didn't she normalize her data to per day instead of per year?

  2. Normalizing her data to per day just makes her life look wretched. She only goes outside every other day instead of almost every day like most people (work plus buying food or pumping gas), and she only showers once every other week.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Count Dookie was that guy from star war

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I guess it says something about my priorities, but how is it possible that she had less "good meals" than sex in a year? How is it that she showered the same number of times as had good meals? What is even going on here?

Edit: This unironically is like an anti-hedonic way to live, a complete rejection of hedonism. Stoicism cosplaying as Hedonism.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

maybe good meal means high-end restaurant

or maybe she's a soylent freak and only ate real food that many times.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago

I completely missed the 24 good meals stat. Like what the fuck are you even doing when you're that rich and you only have a "good meal" once every other week? I'm broke as shit and I still manage better than that jfc. Maybe my standards are lower since I haven't had baby songbird nuggets or rhino steak or whatever the fuck these rich fucks eat but what kind of soulless empty life are you "living" when you have access to a standard of living beyond most people's wildest dreams and you aren't having a "good meal" regularly?

The rich really are completely alien

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[–] agentant@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Marxists be like: Wall of Sext

[–] EveningCicada@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Trotsky managed to compress his horniness into one or two paragraphs in that letter, proving once and for all that he is a fake leftist

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago

The alienation this whole thing implies about our present society makes me genuinely sad.

[–] hollowmines@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago (5 children)

adam conover is certainly a guy who likes attention

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago (9 children)
  1. if you can and do drop $10K to practice flirting with paid conference staff in the "VIP" space of a conference, you are without hope for genuine connection in this world.

  2. the "therapist/orgy organizer" professional title combo is giving me "sexual predator/procurer" vibes.

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[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's the refund policy?

No refunds after September 11

blocky-wat

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[–] Krem@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hello, my name is Meatperson, I am an evolutionary psychologist

Hello, my name is 487h3GHh98094X-C. No not that one, you're thinking of Elon Musk's kid. I'm the other 4576278237hf3788X-C, the philosoper

Hi, my name is CheesyCheese, I'm the co-inventor of LetsFuck.com

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

This could be anything from a new version of onlyfans, to a dating site, to a rebrand of some "sex positive" "leftist" Nebula type of video essay platform, to an ai sexbot farm. I have no idea and all seem equally plausible.

[–] CutieBootieTootie@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Isn't Evolutionary Psychology tied to eugenics. What is a eugenicist doing here

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago

She is also just outspoken pro eugenics.

[–] LoveSupreme@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago

looking for a new Evo Psych hot take

ask the sexcon receptionist if their Evo Psycho is race science or sexism

she doesnt understand

pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is race science and what is sexism

she laughs and says “it’s a good panel ma'am"

buy a ticket

its race science

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[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

How the fuck do you manage to make sex uncool?!

[–] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

There are many, many things I disagreed with my philosophy professors about in college, but one thing I absolutely agree with them about is that it is essentially impossible for you to be a 'philosopher' and have any kind of actually unique insights in the philosophical space before you are 40.

I'd make that 50 if you are a Youtuber.

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