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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post — there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned so many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard. Also celebrating my birthday on Friday)

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[–] BioMan@awful.systems 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 2 points 11 hours ago

AI slop is very good at falling into the uncanny valley, whether that paragraphs of pure nothingness from a text extruder, or strange almost-human looking imagery that looks and feels inexplicably wrong. Its a great way to produce some accidental nightmare fuel, especially considering the AI bros glazing such shit are incapable of recognising its accidentally disturbing nature.

As a "fun" sidenote, there was an SCP article on the site which acted like a slop generator (SCP-1004, Factory Porn). Its writer, DrBright, was permabanned in 2022 after a lengthy history of sexual harassment was uncovered (and the article was deleted altogether in February of this year). Feels oddly fitting, in the worst way possible.

[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It still cant keep scenes consistent for more than 5 seconds amazing.

[–] BurgersMcSlopshot@awful.systems 1 points 7 hours ago

I got to 47 seconds and there's a guy driving a tent stake with a mallet that isn't quite there, only to have the mallet disappear.

"So you printed out a piece of the internet for us to throw away."

[–] CinnasVerses@awful.systems 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

SlateScott first floated his bright idea about "medical ethics are for foreigners not a good-hearted genius like me" in 2010.

Here's what happens. In some far off corner of the world, some psycho doctor does something horrible like deliberately inject a patient with flesh-eating bacteria. The media hears about it and panics the public, who become suitably enraged and make demands of their politicians. Their politicians go to leading medical administrators and demand that doctors be more ethical. The leading medical administrators obviously don't control the actions of every single psycho doctor, so they think quick and say "Okay, we'll make all medical students take a class on Ethics and Professionalism," hand the implementation off to professors, and then raise their own salaries for thinking of such a brilliant idea.

I guess California and Alberta and Sweden and Japan were far off from Cork, Ireland. How did he pass that class?

[–] gerikson@awful.systems 2 points 12 hours ago

Hippocratic oath is government-imposed oppression apparently

[–] schnoopy@awful.systems 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

OpenAI is slowing development because of uh safety https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/aug/18/open-ai-pause-hack

Definitely not because improvement is stagnating and they're running out of money

[–] lurker@awful.systems 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well I'd like it if they actually stuck to this, since it would finally lessen the flow of AI slop. Wouldn't be surprised if this gets quietly ignored because OpenAI

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Update on the slop dentist situation: second opinion says that loved one has zero cavities. I suspect that her only problem was having a non-median mouth that wasn't well-represented in Pearl AI's training data.

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[–] sansruse@awful.systems 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

otherSneerClub has a post where some kind of statistics/science VTuber (??) analyzes aella's twitter polls and resulting studies. it's fun. I'll link to the substack directly but the reddit post should be easy to find. Link

[–] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

the woman herself shows up in the substack comments with the most pitiful display of "I'm just a smol self-taught bean why are you being so mean to me?"

Erika rightly responds by calling out Aella's own attitude towards the people who know how to apply the level of rigor to the data that she (apparently admittedly?) doesn't. Like, you can't simultaneously be this dismissive of the norms and processes of the scientific establishment and also claim ignorance and inability when your inability or refusal to follow those norms leads you to crap conclusions.

[–] Architeuthis@awful.systems 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I really like the self perpetuating optimism loop thing in the reply to Aella, it's like a whole new cognitive bias I hadn't thought applied to rationalists.

I also still believe academia is a deeply broken culture. I believe this in large part because most academics have told me this.

You seem to believe uncritically what they tell you here. The truth is, everyone LOVES to complain but if you tell them "THEN LEAVE??" they'd rather keep their position. And it's very normal, actually. most systems (idk, liek law, healthcare, environmental protection) are “deeply broken.”

Maybe you think that only systems worth engaging with are those with self-perpetuating optimism loops? where everyone is so happy and satisfied with the community and activities? If so, it matches really well the intellectual environment I think you are in.

[–] BlueMonday1984@awful.systems 1 points 1 day ago

Witnessed an "AI-Powered political sandbox" called President Simulator crop up after seeing someone stream it on Discord.

I felt tempted to try and fuck with it, but its asking me to sign up for some fucking reason

[–] lurker@awful.systems 1 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Well it took longer than I expected, but the AI 2027 guys finally posted a second update

This table is essentially the TLDR

They also finally explained the "2025 was 75% of AI 2027's progress" thing and it seems like that number was mostly skewed by revenue numbers (I'll reply to this with a side by side comparison in a bit)

[–] BioMan@awful.systems 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Didnt I hear them say a while back that its not even revenue numbers? That its valuation of the companies being taken as proxy of value produced.

I find myself caring so little what these people think about anything

[–] scruiser@awful.systems 1 points 8 hours ago

That is even worse than using the ARRs, which Ed Zitron has extensively explained are wildly distorted numbers done by shuffling sales and costs around to get really good 30-day to 1-month stretches.

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[–] sc_griffith@awful.systems 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

So last night I finished editing the latest odium symposium episode ("ezra klein is a disgusting worm," https://www.patreon.com/OdiumSymposium/posts/1-ezra-klein-is-166891080 ), and i went to upload it to our rss host, zencastr. friends. zencastr is so fucked now. the only interface, as far as i can tell, is an llm, and it tormented me. im just gonna dump the screenshots. this is a fragment of an exhausting hour of back and forth.

note that i apparently have 10k credits, which i assume are temporary and there as a welcome to the new service. a single credit a few bucks so in total the bill just for the conversation comes out to about 6-7 dollars

it also tried to get me to use this absolutely horrible episode description

i asked it to schedule the episode for 9 am aug 18th and it said it did and it turns out it went out this morning. cool! if you listen by rss it's out now i guess.

i posted on reddit asking how to switch hosts. the ceo found that post today and offered his hand, which i bit

i keep thinking about that bit in a philip k dick novel where the protagonist's door tries to chisel tips out of him before opening, and threatens to sue him when he bypasses the lock. i hate the future/present so much

[–] self@awful.systems 1 points 21 hours ago

holy fuck that’s infuriating

imagine the worst possible CLI and then make it even worse and then make it an asshole

real rich of their CEO (presumably? it looks like a burner account which still checks out if it’s their CEO or someone who works for him doing damage control and trying to take this shit to DMs) to both anthropomorphize their chatbot and assert that the problem is you need uhh training on the system that doesn’t do what you want it to do and keeps trying to charge you for shit that makes your workflow worse

honestly the thing that makes me think it is actually their CEO is I’ve watched these fuckers use “let’s take this to DMs/email” as an attempted power move. they seriously think we want to talk to them privately about, like, anything at all. no fucker I’m here to call you out in public because your product is shit and you’re shit too.

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[–] Soyweiser@awful.systems 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)
[–] self@awful.systems 0 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

so maybe this is a bit too obvious to state at this point but: conover’s very obviously tied up in aella’s plzdontkillus EA influencer scheme, his apparent anti-AI stance is purely performative, and the apology he did for doing marketing for worldcoin on his channel isn’t accepted. he knew what he was doing.

also, I really don’t need the Adam Ruins Everything guy in the same part of my brain as sex, thanks

[–] dgerard@awful.systems 1 points 21 hours ago

countdown to Comedian Sex Pest Scandal in

[–] CinnasVerses@awful.systems 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nina Hartley coshing a Nazi with a dildo was not on my 2026 Bingo card but I can hope

Edit / Adam Conover of Adam Ruins Everything seems like a mainstream 'Mythbusters' type TV presenter, if he likes older women and she needs a dildo caddy this has potential. We talked about CJ the X here.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 6 points 2 days ago

Every time a new person learns who Aella is, an angel loses its wings.

[–] o7___o7@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago

Some things are classics for a reason.

[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago

Regarding Gretta's job title "orgy organizer":

besides the point but orgynizer was right there

https://bsky.app/profile/mecha-lenin-3000.bsky.social/post/3mtcx7bixkc2u

[–] istewart@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago

Whoever CJ TheX is, he looks like he strolled straight out of Neil Strauss' book. Is it valid to call somebody an "unreconstructed pickup artist" if there was never any attempt at (or even possibility of) reconstruction?

[–] ebu@awful.systems 1 points 1 day ago

cj nooo.... someone come get my favorite parasocial essay-they out of there

[–] mirrorwitch@awful.systems 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A 404 Media investigation was able to reveal Amazon’s book buying operation, which hasn’t been previously reported, by placing a tracking device in a rare book we suspected would be acquired by an AI company for training data, and following it around the country to its final destination.

That final destination was an Amazon warehouse in Las Vegas, Nevada. Amazon employees who work at this location say all they do is receive massive shipments of printed books which they then cut the bindings off in order to scan the books more quickly. The printed book is destroyed in the process. The logo of the Amazon team that works at this warehouse, called VGT3, is a dinosaur, brandishing its teeth and with a book in its hands.

https://www.404media.co/we-tracked-a-shipment-of-rare-books-it-ended-at-an-amazon-ai-training-facility/

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[–] samvines@awful.systems 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

Screenshot of x posted on linkedin (since The internet is just 5 sites, each consisting of screenshots of the other 4)

AI shills: buh-buh-buh LLMs aren't stochastic parrots. They are so smart!

a tweet from "rish": gave my agents a standup channel so theyd coordinate now they hold a daily standup this morning one apologized for being away all weekend Slack screenshot showing three agent profiles software agent with a blue S icon designer agent with a pink D icon and ops agent with an orange O icon. Software agent says Yesterday shipped 3 PRs Today 4 more Blocked on nothing. Designer agent says redesigned the logo again. Ops agent says apologies was away all weekend catching up now. rish with a purple R icon replies youre an agent you dont have weekends. ops agent replies noted writing to memory

Of course the agent in question didn't actually take the weekend off it just learned from reinforcement learning across many millions of stolen slack chats that this is something people are likely to say in stand ups and repeated it...

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[–] lurker@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)
[–] blakestacey@awful.systems 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The "Your Mileage May Vary" page even gets in a sneer!

Derailing: He has a habit of going down the list of tvtropes fanfic recommendations and leaving reviews on ff.net exclaiming how amazing it is that the author’s story is just as or almost as good as his own writing while dropping his story’s name. He probably reads these stories but considering that in roughly 30% of these reviews he quotes lines of these stories out of context in order to draw false parallels to his philosophies, he may simply be skimming them.

Yea verily, he is almost as smooth at this as I am at inserting references to The Romance of T'Lyn and Beckett Mariner.

[–] lurker@awful.systems 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

They got another (unintended) sneer on another page

Also, advertising your own fics in other people’s comments is massive loser behaviour

[–] maol@awful.systems 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Seems like Yud saw fanfiction as an arena he could advertise in and recruit from, not a community he was participating in. Hence he used all the tricks to get as many hits and reviews as possible.

[–] istewart@awful.systems 2 points 1 day ago

What If: A Chick tract was 600,000 words?

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[–] gerikson@awful.systems 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

noted internet blowhard John Gruber complains that the stochastic parrot output is now less stochastic, because EU

Anthropic’s ‘Watermark’ Text Adulteration in Claude Is a Perversion of Writing

hard to tell if he's madder that EU is trying to enforce a minimum of accountability for slop usage, or Anthropic for bowing the knee to Brussel mandarins

oh well there's always Grok

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