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[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (26 children)

I take no complaints on that subject from people who measure in inches, feet and ounces.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We adopted the standard. The boat with the official measurements sank on the way over, you unread swine.

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun fact: the moon landing was programmed and calculated in metric.

So, laughs in moon landing units.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

US units have all been redefined in relation to metric, so technically they use metric just with wierd factors

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[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You (meaning the US) had 200 years to undo one mistake and you failed.

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[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

And yards...and Fahrenheits!

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Attacking the person and not the argument is an ad hominem fallacy.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

You got some proof the OP is American?

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[–] Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 17 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

🤓 Technically there are septante, octante, nonante, but it's either considered local to some region (belgium, switzerland, etc) or old-school

[–] plyth@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago

or old-school

That's the crazy part.

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Septante, huitante, nonante

🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭

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[–] Slayan@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tough, though, throw, trough, thorough, through, thought.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm charging you with assault.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Four score and seven years ago...

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Quatre vingt dix nuts lol gottem

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Basé et nombre pilé

[–] randomname01@feddit.nl 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nonante does exist in Belgian French!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 3 weeks ago

So does in Switzerland, Congo and Vallée d'Aoste.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Brother, thats nothing, have you seen their vowels? Vowel chart is insane:

And also they distinguish diphtongs(like ai in pain), hiatus (like saying pain but saying it like "pa" from "papa" and then "in") and even fucking glides so "ai" and "aj" are not the same 💀

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

have you seen their vowels?

Just barely.

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[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I love having to use 4 words to describe the number 99 (cope)

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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Septante, huitante et nonante

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

The correct way.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 8 points 3 weeks ago

That is a proper base-20 heritage. May you live to six-twenties.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Just ask the Danish how to "calculate" their word for 90, and you will consider the French approach simplicistic.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Me in high school french:

70: soixante-dix ohhh trippy, 60 10, why not start at 50, that's strange so 80 will be soixante-vingt (60 20) right? ... right?

80: quatre-vingt 4 20's?

but why 60 20 and then 4 20?

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Quatre-vingt blaze iet

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[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Captain Picard is French so he ought to be in a better position to answer the question than most of us.

[–] Small_Quasar@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Captain Picard and his brother were sent off to an old fashioned English boarding school by their luddite father that didn't allow them to transport home in the evening or weekends, thus their English accents (my head canon).

Picard's brother became indoctrinated into the same fucked up luddite philosophy and didn't even allow 24th century fire safety technology in his home, leading to the death of him, his wife and his son due to a fire (actual canon).

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I liked when they got drunk together though

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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Did you say four-twenties? 🍁💨😏

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[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol wait until you find out about the Danish counting system, truly unhinged.

[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 4 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

What's wrong about it?

Halvfjerds, half fourth. Clearly that's seventy.

But it's short for halvfjerdsindstyvende. Half fourth's in twenties. Yep that's seventy my friend

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[–] culprit@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 weeks ago

So do French stoners just tell each other "80 dude" or "90 everybody" if its a big party?

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] weps@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Belgians are better at French than the French

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The celts counted in twenties, none of your roman bs.

[–] Thrillhouse@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

Is this actually the reason why?!

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