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[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (26 children)

I take no complaints on that subject from people who measure in inches, feet and ounces.

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We adopted the standard. The boat with the official measurements sank on the way over, you unread swine.

[–] justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fun fact: the moon landing was programmed and calculated in metric.

So, laughs in moon landing units.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

US units have all been redefined in relation to metric, so technically they use metric just with wierd factors

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[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You (meaning the US) had 200 years to undo one mistake and you failed.

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[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (9 children)

And yards...and Fahrenheits!

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Attacking the person and not the argument is an ad hominem fallacy.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

You got some proof the OP is American?

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[–] Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 17 points 1 month ago (6 children)

🤓 Technically there are septante, octante, nonante, but it's either considered local to some region (belgium, switzerland, etc) or old-school

[–] plyth@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

or old-school

That's the crazy part.

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 5 points 1 month ago

Septante, huitante, nonante

🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭

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[–] Slayan@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tough, though, throw, trough, thorough, through, thought.

[–] naticus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I'm charging you with assault.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Four score and seven years ago...

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Quatre vingt dix nuts lol gottem

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Basé et nombre pilé

[–] randomname01@feddit.nl 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nonante does exist in Belgian French!

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

So does in Switzerland, Congo and Vallée d'Aoste.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Brother, thats nothing, have you seen their vowels? Vowel chart is insane:

And also they distinguish diphtongs(like ai in pain), hiatus (like saying pain but saying it like "pa" from "papa" and then "in") and even fucking glides so "ai" and "aj" are not the same 💀

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

have you seen their vowels?

Just barely.

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[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I love having to use 4 words to describe the number 99 (cope)

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[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Septante, huitante et nonante

[–] Leviathan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The correct way.

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 8 points 1 month ago

That is a proper base-20 heritage. May you live to six-twenties.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Just ask the Danish how to "calculate" their word for 90, and you will consider the French approach simplicistic.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Me in high school french:

70: soixante-dix ohhh trippy, 60 10, why not start at 50, that's strange so 80 will be soixante-vingt (60 20) right? ... right?

80: quatre-vingt 4 20's?

but why 60 20 and then 4 20?

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Quatre-vingt blaze iet

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[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Captain Picard is French so he ought to be in a better position to answer the question than most of us.

[–] Small_Quasar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Captain Picard and his brother were sent off to an old fashioned English boarding school by their luddite father that didn't allow them to transport home in the evening or weekends, thus their English accents (my head canon).

Picard's brother became indoctrinated into the same fucked up luddite philosophy and didn't even allow 24th century fire safety technology in his home, leading to the death of him, his wife and his son due to a fire (actual canon).

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I liked when they got drunk together though

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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Did you say four-twenties? 🍁💨😏

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[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lol wait until you find out about the Danish counting system, truly unhinged.

[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What's wrong about it?

Halvfjerds, half fourth. Clearly that's seventy.

But it's short for halvfjerdsindstyvende. Half fourth's in twenties. Yep that's seventy my friend

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[–] culprit@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

So do French stoners just tell each other "80 dude" or "90 everybody" if its a big party?

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] weps@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Belgians are better at French than the French

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The celts counted in twenties, none of your roman bs.

[–] Thrillhouse@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

Is this actually the reason why?!

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