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Fucking winner! Right here. Shut it down. Everything after this can only be worse
Stop the count. We got it.
Sven
soda?
Six
beat me to it
11
"Se7en, starring Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Keven Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow."
Yes, the entirety of that. And yes, it'll be served in a box.
What’s in the box?!?
Fourth Prime
Ceven, cow-seven
Brunhilde
Annika Hansen
Lucky
Mickey
Ate Nine
Eleven, just like that girl from the netflix show, Twin Peaks
Six.
edit: damn. 21hrs too slow.
Eptá, Grand Lord of the Hills
Cow in Japanese is 牛 (ushi), and 7 is either shichi or nana.
Shichiushi is kind of cute and flows nicely. Nanaushi is not quite as good.
Ushichi
shi is shared, the -chi ending implies cuteness
everybody loves a portmanteau
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Devour of Nine
This is gonna blow up, i can already tell
shia lamoof
T-bone
Eleven
This post is a missed steak.
Septimus
You guys have never been on a dairy.
That's 2563 obviously. They cropped out the ear tag.
Hay bedding on the ground. Employee has their phone and isn't being yelled at by a midwesterner. Lucky Number Slevin is probably a pet but the statics are very in your favor
Lucky seven!
Or Nana (seven in Japanese)
Eleven
As we all know, 6 means cow. Therefore 67 is appropriate
If we're including killings with degrees of separation there'd be a whole bunch of people in that crowd as well.
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The average American apparently eats a hundred kilograms of meat a year??? Holy shit.
Still, that's about one cow every two years. I call too much livestock, even for an American.
Unless he was a slaughterhouse worker he didn't "take" the lives of most of those animals. The little critters at the front make sense though if they were roadkill.
Ate
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