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this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2026
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Fucking winner! Right here. Shut it down. Everything after this can only be worse
Stop the count. We got it.
Six.
Six seveeeen!
Seven of Bovine
Ahhh nice, was going to say 'of 9' but that's a smart play on words!
Six.
edit: damn. 21hrs too slow.
Fourth Prime
11
Sven
soda?
Eleven, just like that girl from the netflix show, Twin Peaks
"Se7en, starring Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Keven Spacey and Gwyneth Paltrow."
Yes, the entirety of that. And yes, it'll be served in a box.
What’s in the box?!?
Ceven, cow-seven
Brunhilde
Eptá, Grand Lord of the Hills
Ate
Annika Hansen
Mickey
Devour of Nine
Lucky number sleven
Ate Nine
Lucky
Jeff
Samoorai.
George Costanza’s got an idea of what to call this cow
Cow in Japanese is 牛 (ushi), and 7 is either shichi or nana.
Shichiushi is kind of cute and flows nicely. Nanaushi is not quite as good.
Ushichi
shi is shared, the -chi ending implies cuteness
everybody loves a portmanteau
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An elephant, Joe? Seriously!?!?
Most people would have like thousands of chickens, pigs and cows, fish, and a few extras like duck, sheep, and deer scattered.
Joe was eating EXOTICALLY. There's buffalo, elephant, snake, tortoise, seagulls, rat, mice, owl, eagle...
I'd be surprised if somewhere there we didn't see Coelecanth and Lion or something.
Good living' Joe.
If we're including killings with degrees of separation there'd be a whole bunch of people in that crowd as well.
just from pollution, microplastics, garbage, I've probably killed thousands
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Unless he was a slaughterhouse worker he didn't "take" the lives of most of those animals. The little critters at the front make sense though if they were roadkill.
The average American apparently eats a hundred kilograms of meat a year??? Holy shit.
Still, that's about one cow every two years. I call too much livestock, even for an American.
As we all know, 6 means cow. Therefore 67 is appropriate
This post is a missed steak.
Eleven
Lucky seven!
Or Nana (seven in Japanese)
Septimus
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