$ touch grass # this will be the last time you touched grass
$ chmod =000 grass
$ sudo chown root:root grass
$ touch grass # muhaha
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touch /woman
Echo ":3" > /etc/fstab
/home/lemmy can’t mount anymore. Rootfs is read only, user lemmy now resets to default state every boot
curl http://www.ludrol.party/images/teto_fix.ans
I needed to fix my server. thanks lol. who knows how long it was broken.
damn, i’m late to the party. would’ve loved some
sudo dnf install plasma-bigscreen
plasma-bigscreen-swap-session
something didn't work out :(
rev /usr/share/dict/words | sort | rev
```Horowitz Kattowitz Horwitz Hurwitz Switz. Switz Maltz schmaltz shmaltz smaltz waltz Peltz speltz Wiltz Goltz Holtz Helmholtz Voltz fultz Fultz schultz Schultz Shultz Stultz Schantz Lantz Glantz nantz Nantz Frantz krantz Krantz Rosenkrantz Quantz Rentz Frentz Lorentz Morentz Heintz Gintz chintz blintz Mintz untz muntz Gotz Kotz Lotz Klotz plotz wootz Totz Martz quartz biquartz Schwartz Swartz hertz Hertz megahertz gigahertz terahertz Schertz kilohertz Fiertz nertz Wertz Wirtz Gewirtz bortz Bortz Stortz Elburtz Kurtz Wurtz kibbutz futz Schutz Shutz Lutz halutz chalutz klutz Mutz putz Perutz Krutz Swtz buz scuz Vaduz Jeuz hakenkreuz Hakenkreuz mustafuz guz Ghuz Oghuz whuz Urta-juz Kitchi-juz Ulu-juz Luz Laluz thammuz Thammuz tammuz Tammuz Ormuz Hormuz Elbruz Cruz Veracruz fruz avestruz suz soyuz Soyuz bayz hayz Byz. Byz koksagyz Kok-Sagyz kok-saghyz koksaghyz krym-saghyz tau-saghyz Schwyz xyz Zz ZZ jazz bejazz outjazz razz razzmatazz pazazz bezazz pizazz pizzazz Ta'izz bizz dizz fizz gizz hizz chizz whizz blizz pizz. pizz brizz frizz unfrizz sizz swizz zizz schnozz buzz Buzz abuzz humbuzz outbuzz fuzz huzz muzz bruzz ZZZ lemmy@fedora:~$
sudo dnf install lolcat
ack --bar | lolcat --force ; sleep 0.05 ; printf "\e\[0;0H
maybe with bash ?
sudo dnf install cmatrix
cmatrix
matrix time
runs at 3 fps thanks to some of you fuckers
ooh, that's exciting!
hmmmmm
cd ~
ls ../
echo "--------"
tree
sudo dnf install supertuxkart
yaay super tux kart
Step 1: install the essentials
I'm honestly more interested in their username and what stuff is there to find. maybe its not fresh anymore
let's add a little time limit to this
sudo shutdown +60
the bomb has been planted
sudo shutdown -c
CTs win
You get a shell for the 90s finally
sudo dnf install fish
chsh -s /usr/bin/fish
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yes > no
Since it is BTRFS, even though GNU yes is working at the glorious 3GiB/s speed, disk is only slowly filling up. In the last 15 minutes, 25 whole gigabytes were wasted.
10 GiB has been filled on the host disk since it goes BTRFS -> QCOW -> BTRFS and all of that has compression individually.
Host now constantly thermal throttles due to 3 instances of disk compression running in parallel under full blast.
glorious
It's been 22 minutes and disk utilization is 35GiB
size of the file no is 865.2 GiB
my host fs will need a good scrub after this
UPDATE
your command was interrupted by sudo shutdown +60 set up an hour ago by @PinkiePieYay2707@pawb.social
It reached a maximum of 60GiB disk utilization. Size of the file no is 2.6 TB
Modern linux filesystems are amazing
This is such a cool idea for a thread, im new to linux so this is all a good lesson for me on what not to do on my linux install lmao
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~ $ apt-get install steam
# command not found: apt-get
~ $ pacman -Syu steam
# command not found: pacman
~ $ apk add steam
# command not found: apk
~ $ flatpak install com.valvesoftware.Steam
# command not found: flatpak
~ $ dnf5 install steam
~ $ FINALLY
# command not found: FINALLY
:(){ :|:& };:
cpu usage went up a little. nothing much
fork bombs are not that dangerous on modern linux
Do you want me to make a more dangerous one? 😁
yes please
@yogurtwrong@lemmy.world Got something else for you to try
:(){ cat /dev/urandom > ~/{$(date +'%s')}.bin & :|:& };:
also u are gay now >:3
sudo dnf install hyfetch
hyfetch
oh no the communally developed free operating system went socialist, woke and gay... who would've guessed???
it must be because of systemd redhat and lennart poettering
hyfetch -p transgender --test-distro arch
u use arch btw also now it's even more gay
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
most commands need to complete so i gotta watch it all
sudo dnf install thefuck
Dependency hell NOOOOOO!!! FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK
gotta remove the french localization from the entire system, it's just bloatware
cd /
sudo rm -fr .
your evil plans was BUSTED!!! MUHAHAHAHA
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```console
sudo dnf install docker-ce docker-ce-cli containerd.io docker-buildx-plugin docker-compose-plugin && sudo systemctl enable --now docker && sudo docker run -d --name vintagestory \
-p 42420:42420/tcp \
-p 42420:42420/udp \
-v ./data:/vintagestory/data \
zsuatem/vintagestory:latest
Now if you could just port forward port 42420 and share your public IP, i'd like to play some Vintage Story please, thank you 🙂
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