WAKE UP

^wake^ ^up^

Grab a bush and put a little makeup

What's New Pussycat 7 times, followed by It's Not Unusual, then more of the first.

Nyan cat 24 hour loop

Ballroom Blitz - Sweet

Mr Blue Sky - ELO

X Gon Give It to Ya - DMX

Turn Down for What - Like Jihn

Pound the Alarm - Nicki Minaj

Everybody - Backstreet Boys

Wannabe - Spice Girls

Cha Cha Cha - Kaarija

Paloma Rumba - Simon

YOUR NEW MORNING ALARM

This is actually my alarm sound

• What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones
• What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones
• What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones

My grandmother would regularly play mariachi music at way too early hours of Saturday as she was cleaning because she liked it. I learned to wake up before the crack of dawn on those days so I could be out of the house in time to avoid it.

Anyways, spice it up with things like yodelling, bagpipes, any cultural music with extremely high pitched instruments or vocals, and particularly emotional songs from popular musicals. And maybe throw in a soundtrack of metal pots falling down the stairs or glass crashing in between songs, just to keep them on their toes.

Wham! — Wake Me Up

TMBG — Wake Up Call

Bullfrog ft. Kid Koala — Music for More Morning People

(I used to use Hokus Pick's "I'm So Happy" but it just hits different under the current presidential administration)

Pick three three of their favorite songs and start singing terribly. I’m talking off-key, purposely wrong lyrics. As loud as you can.

Even better if you can improv the lyrics to customize it just for them.

If they wish to preserve the sanctity of their media they’ll wake up sooner rather than later.

All Star - Smash Mouth (Kid's Bop version)

The Pokérap

DK Rap

I had a roommate who would play "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads every morning at top volume.

It starts slow and quiet, then the drums kick in hard, launching you out of bed. By the end of the song we'd be pogo-dancing around the apartment.

Wake Up – Rage Against The Machine https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNPzbWROFc

Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner

Elephant Talk by King Crimson

Hocus Pocus by Focus

Might I suggest: Who Let the Dogs Out followed by Around the World and lastly The Final Countdown.

• Liquid Tension Experiment - Paradigm Shift

• Dimmu Borgir - Puritania

• Devin Townsend - Kingdom

Honorable mention: The darkest and most evil song ever made

I think you're going about this the wrong way, You won't have wake them up if they can never fall asleep listening to every song here all night. Tell them you'll only turn it of if they set their own alarm.

Right now you're training them that the obnoxious music will be their alarm.

Also, if your kid has an android I love the alarm app called AMDroid. It is super customizable, (who new an alarm could have so many options). It can set to do things like send a notification after a few minutes "are you awake?", if you don't respond the alarm goes again. You can set various math or word challenges to stop the alarm, you can make it only turn of if you're close enough to the router, or at a certain light level, and so on.

make your own song entirely out of gen alpha memes and slang that you don't even understand and make it as wrong as possible

it has 1 song: paradigm shift by liquid tension experiment

https://youtu.be/Vi2IQNs8hlE?is=dNjKIzntyy-X7wHx

Meshuggah - bleed, Marc rebillet morning alarm , Miley Cyrus - party in the USA

Chop suey

Alternatively

Your new morning alarm by Mark Rebillet

The trick is to pick something and sing it yourself. Preferably some old traditional song.

1. Cbat - Hudson Hawke

2. Gangnam Style - Psy

3. Burning Down the House - Tom Jones/The Cardigans

Start off confusing them with a cacophony of sound, followed by high energy, into Tom Jones shouting. Should be pretty hard to sleep through all of that

There's a YouTube channel called " The Guy Who Sings Your Name Over and Over "

See if he has a song with your kid's name.

• MELT-BANANA - The Hive
• Anna Meredith - Nautilus
• Aphex Twin - Come To Daddy

If they're not enough for your child to choose an alarm instead, I don't know what is.

Wake up song improvised by Marc Rebillet Good morning sunshine by the narcissist cookbook Happy morning - The song from the folgers coffee ad

Raffi - Banana Phone

Theme from Mr. Ed

Eifel 65 - Blue

Teddy Brown - Dance of Raindrops

The Barney the Dinosaur song, "I Love You," on repeat, has been proven to be effective psychological warfare by the US Military.

Also just because it has a beat, and will confuse them, All Paladins Are Bastards

Rosetta Stoned - Tool

Hammer Smashed Face - Cannibal Corpse

Flirtin' With Disaster - Molly Hatchet

I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred

• The Champs - Tequila
• April Wine - Oohwatanite
• George Thorogood & The Destroyers - Bad to the Bone

Aphex Twin - Rhubarb (#3 on Selected Ambient Works Volume II)

Tycho - Awake

Ray Parker Jr - Ghostbusters

Gentle come-up, gentle rhythm introduction, followed by unresistable urge to dance

1. Beats Antique - Revival

2. Rasputina - Transylvanian Concubine

3. Aphex Twin - Nannou

Stress by Justice, at extremely high volume.

Shouldn't even need anything else. The stress the song gives should be enough to cause someone to vacate the premises.

AC/DC — “Thunderstruck” or “For Those About to Rock”

And—please don’t hate me for this, everybody—that horrible Kars for Kids jingle. Play it on something he has to physically get out of bed to shut off.

When I went to band camp, they'd wake us up by setting up giant speakers in the dorm halls and playing Eye of the Tiger or Convoy

Guten Morgen Sonnenschein

When I struggled to get up in my late teens and early twenties, I used a submarine dive horn as an alarm. That worked well, but my roommates were not a fan.

Edit: This is a fun post and I kinda ignored the game, my bad!

I use Fleet Foxes' Sun Giant as an alarm, the deep inhale in the beginning gets me up instantly then the soft music is comforting as I stir awake. But might not be as useful for a teen who can't wake up.

Streetlight Manifesto's Everything Went Numb starts with horns and quickly gets upbeat and fast, great track that seems hard to sleep through.

Moxy Fruvus' King of Spain has a good mix of upbeat, percussive vocals and a slightly embarassing Weird Al/comedy acapella vibes that might make it insufferable to sleep through.

I could easily see Blue Swede's Hooked on a Feeling becoming a dreaded familiar wake up call.

• Alice in Chains - Them Bones
• Korn - Wake up
• The Prodigy - The Day Is My Enemy

Starting with Them Bones is key

Anyone who can sleep through Bassnectar - Raw Charles deserves some kind of award.

Firestarter by The Prodigy

Wipe Out by The Surfaris

Mars from Holst's Planet's Suite