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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 20 points 3 weeks ago

Yup, you can get really high under capitalism if you're ruthless and cynical.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Her tagline under her name is the icing on the cake.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

She's looking for a sugar daddy, or she's a hypocrite. I'm betting she doesn't realize the implications with this one.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It makes a good point though. What is the saying....

A reasonable person sees the world and tries to adapt to it. An unreasonable person sees the world and tries to make it adapt to them. Therefore the world is formed by unreasonable people. Be the good kind of unreasonable.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

George Bernard Shaw, paraphrased.

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like something someone who sold their soul without realizing it would say (͠≖~≖ ͡ )

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 3 points 3 weeks ago

So in other words, the scum rises to the top.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Probably just another work-martyr who didn't realize she made indecency seem like a shortcut with this one.

Or rather, "anyone who does better than me either worked harder or cheated". Nothing interesting to see here.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Depends on the field, I guess. I think the difference in getting ahead is more often in pleasing your superiors than in being objectively the best person at a job.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Alternatively if you want to play risky, please the superiors of a department tangential to your own to try and get internally poached.

Technically I wasn't really trying, but it's how I made it off the IT hell desk.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You know this, I know this, does she? Doubt.

[–] schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'll admit I don't really understand what she's trying to say.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

She doesn't either, in my opinion.

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is just bad English. Why would you try to claim that quote as your own?

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works -1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

*poor

They didn't try to claim. They claimed.

Do you still want to criticize a 2L speaker's English grammar?

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They did try. And succeeded.

[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, but is that really what you intended at the time? 😉