Wonder how that conversation came up.
"I'm sad. My parakeet died today."
"Alright, fuck it, let's make a deal!"
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"Say, do you like raw honey?"
Um, Ackshually... It would be for the Biggoron's Sword.
Giant's Knife is the 200 Ruppee scam from Medigoron.
Giants knife was pretty good even broken tho', that's what they don't want you to know
doubts
It had the same power as the Kokiri sword but with less reach
Was it that bad? I thought I remembered its power as being pretty decent but the reach being poor so you had to time/distance fairly well. Maybe depended on the version, I know I played an emulator port of it about 15 years ago, perhaps the stats were modified for that. No idea if my memory refers to emulator, og n64 version, or is purely fabricated.
Could be different per version, I know for the Nintendo Online N64 its power is 1, same as Kokiri Sword
That's AI. The giants knife was the same strength as biggoron's sword.
https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Giant%27s_Knife
Oh nevermind you mean the broken one.
At the end of this trade quest they will either end up with an alternate costume that people only wear because of the quest or the most powerful weapon ever conceved. We will just have to wait and see if the earth is destroyed by the stick of unlimited damage or someone walking around some weird dead parakeet suit that offers no protection.
100% it all starts with the juggling. From there life gets weird
I would be proud to tell a story as awesome as this
Best I can do is when I went to germany to baptize my french nephew with the ceremony being in Spanish
What is raw honey? Is it just honey? I'm not american.
Commercial honey is often pasteurized and filtered to avoid crystallization, be smoother and be pollen free. While it can effect the shelf life raw honey isn't enormously dangerous (or illegal anywhere as far I'm aware) like raw milk but should still be avoided by infants and immunocompromised people. I am also not american.
Isn't honey supposed to be avoided by infants anyway?
Is cristalised honey considered unproper for consumption? Honey doesn't go bad. That is the only food that is so. Cristalised honey is just that: honey that doesn't have the same texture as a more recent more.
Isn’t eating local honey supposed to help with allergies because it contains local pollens? So it like builds an immunity or something?
That's unfortunately untrue. Raw honey contains too little pollen to have an effect, and what little is there is rapidly broken down in the stomach.
It's also the wrong type of pollen as the type collected by bees is from plants that utilize insects, not wind, for fertilization. It's heavy and stickier, so isn't airborne in substantial quantities, and thus not the type of pollens responsible for most seasonal allergies.
Honey can contain botulism, which is why you need to avoid it with babies and those with weak immune systems.
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While it can effect the shelf life
Archaeologists have found 3,000-year-old pots of honey that are still edible.
Well, it wasn't in a shelf, was it? Check-mate.
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In Finland honey is never pasteurized but also not recommendes for children under 1 year old
Wonder what the main quest is then
Sounds better than sitting in a cubicle for the best hours of the day, and the best years of your life
That all depends on how many bird corpses per hour you're earning.
Wow, what a quaint little folk-tale. I wonder how this will...
When did my life get this weird?
Oh.
Oh shit, someone should let this person know that a lot of these don't end well.
This ̶g̶u̶y̶ person lives in Fallen London.
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