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[–] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 4 days ago

The exact moment when Isaac Newton invented the LGBTQ+

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Newton's work in optics → refraction and better lenses → the microscope →germ theory →vaccines.

Well, he couldn't have known that, but fascinating that he was inadvertently helping to solve disease. Just a few centuries ahead of being useful.

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is what you can expect from a mathematician. Always ahead of the curve.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And calculating the area beneath it.

[–] gooballer@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

And the slope within it

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Looks like a typical pandemic project to me.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] far_university1990@reddthat.com 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn, should beat meat to it.

[–] gooballer@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Damn, should beat meat to it.

🤨so what are you beating meat to

[–] Airfried@piefed.social 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What else should he have done? People of course isolate during a pandemic and this isolation made some people very productive. We've seen it during the covid pandemic as well.

[–] Artisian@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wish we'd do this to academics more often. Give them enough to live on, no responsibilities, and beat anyone who tries to socialize with them with a big stick.

[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

IMO, we need that outside of academia too.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

So prisms anc color theory were lockdown discoveries. Gotcha

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 13 points 4 days ago

As if you didn't try new hobbies during lockdown!

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Isaac Newton discovers Led Zeppelin circa 1666

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He was into Pink Floyd before they were cool (or were born).

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 days ago

Back then they were called Sepia Floyd

[–] ech@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We made sourdough. Newton defined the foundations of math and science.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago

First read as Sourdough Newton. Thought maybe that was like a fig newton you made during lockdown.

Or maybe sounds like a classic rock cover band singer who would have opened for Meatloaf in the 1980s.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

why didn't he just invent antibiotics instead, was he stupid?

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gay is stored in the prism.

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

They come out due to UV light. It is know as the photoeclectic effect.

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago

Thomas Müntzer fanboy.

[–] glitzer_gadze@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dagobah@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I thought so too so I checked. The plague came in many waves (famously the black death was in the 1300s which may be why we were confused) but there was a major plague outbreak in 1665-1666 which is when Newton was doing his work on optics.

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yep we had Optics, the plague and the great fire of London in one golden year.

Interesting fact that the fire probably helped curtail the spread of the plague and led to more sanitary conditions in London in general.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 days ago

Were all the anti-vaxxers also fire-deniers?

[–] HeavenlySpoon@ttrpg.network 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I’m not mistaken, he also calculated pi by hand (to several decimal places) during lockdown. So it wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows for ol’ Isaac.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 21 hours ago

He should have just used a TI-86.