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[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 144 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I am the guy with the truck.

The truck is proof that Americans can and will accept socialism.

It's brocialism.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"What if we had a system where people could get the assistance they need. We could call it... Communityism.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

But see, it's not fair if people just get what they need! You need to make sure people are paying for it!

We can make it part of the system that each person gets help according to their needs, but each person also gives help according to their abilities. Yes yes. This is now definitely capitalism because it's transactions.

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[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (43 children)

The crazy part is it doesn't matter who you voted for, everyone on both sides would generally love to help their neighbor and would offer a hand. It's just when people get involved in the macro sense that they get filled with hate and anger. Makes me sad. Let's just all move couches.

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 32 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Conservatives are often nice to people they know. The in-group. The problem is when it's a scary other. So they'll let Jose couch surf for a week while he sorts out his housing situation, because he's a good guy down on his luck, but they'll rage against Those People getting anything.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

That's my understanding too. It's like empathy just ends at one's own line of sight. If I can't see it or touch it, there may be something wrong with it. It's infuriating.

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[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We do socialism all the time.

Neighbors bring each other gifts. Friends feed one another. Someone is struggling and we give them what they need, no questions asked.

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[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 105 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

No matter where you come from , once you can say "I know a guy" you're an American.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

I may not know a guy, but I know a guy who knows a guy

[–] bravesirrbn@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

You got a guy guy? Nice

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 94 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

The American lower-working class economy is predominantly favor and goodwill-based, yes. Pain in the ass sometimes but also more fun imo. Community is important to keep alive.

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 84 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

Not just American. It's poor people's economy everywhere. American working class has more in common with working class in every other nation than American wealth class. The real division in the world is class division, everything else is distraction.

[–] mirshafie@europe.pub 25 points 3 weeks ago

This exactly. There's an inversion when having money is more convenient than having contacts and doing small favors, and that inversion turns people into lonely cunts.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Incredibly wealthy people also run their society based on favors and unspoken fees. The difference is, one of them could, under unusual but not impossible circumstances, help a friend and a guy move a fridge and share a beer. But nobody who's not part of the incredible-wealth society can participate in its favors. And we all pay the fees.

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[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is a wild concept for other cultures. Like, in Germany people will help you move. Your friends that is. Maybe a coworker or neighbour - if you even know any neighbour at all. That is all but a given here as well. But some random guy? Nah...

Oh and you absolutely have to rent a truck. I don't know a single truck person. There is no such thing as having a truck, unless you nees it for business. Long story short: I just paid a company over >2k to move just one town over

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

This was surprisingly funny and surprisingly positive for something to do with Americans.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 39 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Most of us are just regular, friendly people who are glad to help out if needed. There are pockets of shit people who thrive on hate, but that's true for any country.

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[–] TheLegendaryAssholeOfJushinLiger@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Americans are a very friendly people, all things considered. The whole smiling at everyone you see, helping out strangers for fun thing is not universal. Thus, this post.

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[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I miss work for trade...

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

"Today you... Tomorrow me..."

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 weeks ago

You just took care of a guy and when the time came, he took care of you.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)
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[–] bss03@infosec.pub 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If the guys that frequently move furniture describe you are "strong for your size", that is a powerful compliment.

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[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 weeks ago

This is the way.

You engage in the economy of helping people to move stuff. One person has a dolly, another has a truck, they come, they move the thing, you pay in pizza and at least one IOU of "I'll be there for you next time".

When the time comes you are enlisted, you go, you help, you recieve pizza.

The cycle continues.

This is the way.

This is the only way.

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 34 points 3 weeks ago

It's so refreshing to see goodvibe things from the US :D

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I am "the guy" at my kids' schools. I love it. When they need a last minute volunteer for something, they know how to reach me.

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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was always the guy with the truck. For a couple years I was the guy with the minivan with no back seats in lieu of a truck, but now I'm back to being the guy with the truck amongst my circles. I didn't know how much I liked being that guy until I wasn't.

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[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 25 points 3 weeks ago
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 24 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Yeah, I was Tony last week. But instead of pizza I was paid in beer. Good deal, would do again

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[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My friend is a ring leader for these types of guys. He knows like 15 guys with a truck and at least another 30 with arms. He’s able to get a lot of projects done around the neighborhood.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (5 children)

IIRC, Japan_Nobunaga is a slop account.

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] plyth@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Until now, trucks seemed to be linked to toxic masculinity. Turns out, the guys just want to be part of the community.

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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Fyi, if you are moving one piece of furniture, sure get the truck guy and a couple buddies. If you are moving ALL your stuff, hire movers. (Unless you and your buddies are in their 20s)

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are moving ALL your stuff, hire movers.

In my experience, that's what Dad is for.

It starts with Dad moving you to and from dorm rooms. Then apartments.

When my wife and I moved to our house I hired movers. It was a lot easier and not terribly expensive.

When my wife moved her business to a new building, my mom told me my dad insisted on helping us move, so I didn't hire movers as I had planned. When we were moving the tons of furniture, cabinets, and massive boxes stuffed full of files, my dad mentioned that my mom told him I had asked him to help me move. I have never been able to determine why my mom manipulated us into nearly killing ourselves.

Now I'm the dad. I've moved kids to and from dorm rooms and apartments. I've rented trucks for huge moves. My daughter and I are moving a couch, a dresser, an end table and all her cooking utensils on Saturday.

Not only do I have a truck, I also have straps, furniture dollies, moving blankets, mattress bags, etc.

My most recent purchase was a shoulder dolly. If you haven't seen one, picture two harnesses with a wide strap running between them. Two people squat on either end of the item being moved with the wide strap running under it. You take up the slack in the strap, and just stand up to lift it off the ground. It's a game changer.

I've become my own moving company.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Having been the guy with the truck for a while, that is 100% how it works. However, the currency can also be a beer (or two).

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[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Dude this gold :))

Laughed quite a bit. This guy should be a writer he has a great way with words and stories. Reminded me of a Japanese Chuck Palahnuick

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

This is 0% shitpost and 100% wholesome.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh shit. Oh no.

Im that guy who fixes small engines and computers.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

Can confirm. Until I threw my back in my forties, I was Tony.

I threw my back helping someone move an exercise machine. For someone else.

A pizza is the price. Two toppings is typical, or the everything special.

For a while I was also the guy with the cordless drill you could borrow.

[–] Kongar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I own a truck. I live in the states. In a state more urban than rural - so less trucks comparatively speaking.

BY FAR - the best part about owning a truck, is being asked to help someone move something big. This couldn’t be more true. Except sometimes the payment can be, or include a single cold beer.

I do this ALL THE TIME-and I love it.

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[–] Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Been aware of this unwritten rule for a number of years. The people who ask me for help do not. They insult the tradition by trying to give me money...stunch refusal gets me strange looks but invites to weekend bbqs.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

pretty smart move in retrospect - "eternal friendship is the only currency I trade in"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone just invented the concept of community

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is the most American thing I have read in my life. I have lived for more than half a century, some of it in several different US states.

Seriously, if anyone asks what the US is like, show them this post. It’s perfect.

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