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[–] stupe@lemmy.zip 179 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Why is he so interested in having people upload schedules of what their kids are doing?

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 81 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Avoiding the obvious reference to fiddling, I think these tech companies need kids to be as reliant and addicted to their products as possible. TikTok and Youtube were the trailblazers in the electronic addiction economy.

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

And also knowing your children's schedule is a good predictor for wealth.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

funny thing is the techbros own kids are shielded away fromthe brainrot, they made sure they go to montiserri private school away from tech.

[–] iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago

This is what someone needs to push, you know why, I know why, now let the world know why!!

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Adults are stubborn and set in their ways. Kids are easier to mould to new ideas.

If they can get the kids hooked on AI tools, they'll run with it until they're old enough to be making the decisions and by then they'll want the tools they've grown up using: AI.

It's a marketing strategy, and an effective one at that.

That, and Altmans probably got a comfortable seat on the Epstein list.

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Because they want the next generations to be as completely addicted to and reliant on their product for everything as possible. And because he's rich, and has rich friends, so... you know. :/

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

He's kind of the most evil business man ever, because:

  • he believes/knows climate change to be real
  • he understands that society reducing its energy consumption has the power to reduce or reverse climate change
  • nonetheless, Sam Altman sells a product that does almost nothing, (certainly doesn't do what it says on the tin very well)
  • and is relying on everyone massively increasing their energy consumption to power the roll-out of this.
[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 2 months ago

How else are they going to sell targeted advertising?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

his master, anti-christ thiel demands it thats why.

[–] Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Toy Story 6: Bonnie gets abducted by Altman.

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[–] ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee 71 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Imagine sitting around all day thinking of every way to stop people from thinking for themselves 🤯

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When your goal is to control the masses that’s exactly what you want.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Then imagine sitting around all day finding ways to control the masses

These people are fucking sick

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[–] motruck@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is what psychopaths think parenting is.

[–] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When I first read this I didn't think anything of it cause I thought it was some rando

Now I'm realizing it's Sam Altman 😭

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[–] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 24 points 2 months ago

Is this why there's a limited life expectancy for dynasties?

[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 20 points 2 months ago (4 children)

chatgpt solving reptilian problems that nobody has

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[–] nebulahhh@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Common W moment

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I dont get it. What would th epodcat actually talk about?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Right? It's not like the kid's soccer game is part of the AI's programming, it won't know anything about it that you don't tell it. It can't go over who they're playing against, or give their record so far, or provide any other new information about it, so what exactly is it going to say?

Then the birthday will still be "coming up" every day until the day itself arrives, so what is there to say about that that would be interesting and new on a daily drive?

That just leaves "some news," at which point you might as well turn on the radio, or put on a real podcast.

Doesn't matter so long as Altman just got geographic time stamps of where you your spouse your children and what activities they like to participate in at all times.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Garbage in garbage out

Likely all anyone puts in the calendar is "Simon's basketball game" so it will at best reference basketball and Simon playing it and have some fake podcaster say, "And don't forget about that basketball game at 8pm!", and at worst invent/hallucinate tons of details it could never know.

One thing that worries me is even the c level executives offer the worst ideas when it comes to AI and their own AI products. Like, AI can manage to do a lot of useful stuff, but also a lot of terrible use cases... This being one. It takes 1 minute to glance at your week's schedule. An AI podcast invites the worst kind of hallucinations. Whenever you give it a tiny bit of information and expect more back than you gave it like upscaling, you invite the worst hallucinations and inaccuracies.

The fact that they're still struggling to make it sound relevant means they don't even believe in it as much as they're trying to sell it. Bubble is bound to pop soon with this sort of weird behavior... Seems like a year ago they were talking about the machine god being here by now, and now they're like "hey did you know this thing can make a fake podcast?" Yeah I fucking knew that, it was a stupid use case 2 years ago and it's a stupid use case now.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

It's funny, my job has been pushing AI hard for a couple years now... So I've been using it on them. I had it write my year end review 2 years ago, because I absolutely hate that I have to do that rather than my manager, and it was all bullshit, but I got a good raise. Last year I tried to be honest, and ended up half assing it, but because I was doing well and everyone knew it (so arguably I shouldn't need a year end review in the first place) I got a promotion and another big raise. Now I'm using it to write my goals, another thing that I hate having to do myself, but the problem is, by now I don't want to put any effort into it, so it's half assing it, and what it put together sounds great, but there's no way to measure it, therefore no way to achieve the goals... By the time I put the effort into giving it the data it needs to make something useful, I could have just done it myself...

[–] Gorillazrule@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

That's what I was thinking about. In theory there could be a cool idea here. But using AI to do it would just give shitty results. But you could actually do a little research and find a few short articles or stories about things your kid is interested in, and then feed them into a decent TTS and edit it together like a podcast. Then where they would normally take a pause for an ad read have a little shout out wishing your kid a happy birthday or wishing them luck on their exams or competition or whatever. I think it could actually be pretty neat, and give you something to chat about while you listen, and having the little personalized messages would feel like magic to the kid, because it's kind of like getting a shout out on Radio/Television. It can be exciting and make you feel bigger than just your small social bubble. It's exciting to have a little 30 seconds of fame.

But obviously Altman is just grasping at straws to shill his product, and hasn't put this much thought into it.

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Ha! Jokes on you as my kids won't even talk to me!", he cried into his buckwheat pillow.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't recognize your name and I'm going to be around, so I'm not going to instantly delete it. You need to provide an archived link for this, Rule 6. Anyone can help, you all have an hour. Next time I will delete automatically.

[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

NOT talking to Your Children is the EXACT Family Values JESUS teaches!

-Republicans!

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[–] ddplf@szmer.info 9 points 2 months ago

On the instant I knew this was a satire.

Then I looked who the OP was.

Fucking can't make this shit up.

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

"super cool life hack... If your kids are disappointing because you're in constant fear of being found out to be a fraud, with your kids being walking reminders of your failed life, just stop talking to your kids. Tell my lying machine that IT is your kid now, and it won't judge you!"

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wasn't this stuff supposed to cure cancer? Instead, it's making podcasts?

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

There are versions of these machine learning and statistical programs that are making headway in all sorts of medical research. That was, and is still happening.

I am starting to think that this whole ai push, along with making all these companies insane amounts of money at the cost of regular folks, is ultimately to further attack the human intelligence. The number of people I know personally and secondhand that let chatgpt make all their decisions, even the simplest ones. And they'll use it as a truth source, treat it like a person (it's not even anything close to approaching intelligence). It's going to go poorly for us as a whole.

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Great way to conduct a new wave of unregulated psychological experimentation to determine whether or not you can induce narcissism in a developing mind...

Especially if they don't understand what's going on. Imagine growing up thinking that your birthday or school sports game is newsworthy on a stranger's podcast. Every day all they talk about is you on the radio.

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[–] noodlejetski@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

did he hear it on the podcast that he'd generated

[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

These people are using the hallucination generator to hallucinate hallucinations that help them hallucinate more hallucinations

[–] vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

These people really have no moat.

This is a totally shit feature but, but you could do this with Qwen3-tts.

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[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why I would want to talk to my kids? /s

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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