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This one even drive a giant mech.
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Here's another version for you

This one even drive a giant mech.
Is that the 1970s version where his webs are actually semen, and he controls a spiderman voltron mech, and there's like 4 other spidermans, and they have psychic abilities, and they're all fighting over mary jane watson like a carnival prize? But mary jsne is a random japanese woman who wasn't even a redhead?
his webs are actually semen
Fucking what
Japan: “No need to thank me.”
Hey, it was the '70s.
Was that actually canon, though?
No, the '70s were just a retcon.
Man, this show was wild.
It had a shit ton of practical stunts
It had a shit ton of practical stunts
Including semen webbing? 😏
He drove Flash's dad's car in Homecoming.
Forgot about that
There's a Spider-Mobile. It was in the Spider-Verse movie in the underground garage with all the extra costumes and stuff. It's been in the comics plenty.
AKA Peter Parkedcar
Omz, he stutters like that dune buggy from the Hannah-Barbera cartoon!
He also built one with Johnny Storm in the main universe. I think it's at the bottom of the Hudson, though.
Because he couldn't afford gas so it had to stay parked.
Living in New York and driving a car are practically mutually exclusive experiences. I could see Americans who live outside of walkable cities pulling a Westworld.meme when they see such a thing.
Pete's lost his ability to sling webs a few times and had to take the bus or a cab in a few forms of media I have seen, like the OG live action show and the animated series.
If this is in the latest movie, he's old enough to drive by then because it's actually three years after high school, right?
No spoilers please
I said the Disney Jr version. That's Spidey and his Amazing Friends, where he's a young boy. It's made fir preschool kids
Got you
I reccomend checking out the Spiderverse movie trilogy, if you haven't. Idk about a car but there was definitely a motorcycle in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. Might have been a car. Did Ben Reilly drive a car?