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Happy cake day!
Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.
Fuck that! We smoked our weed out of apples and tin cans like our hogcrankers before us
Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️
Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don't want to be liquidated
Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation
Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.
Nice try, still not vaping
Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System
Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?
I think you just hold the button until it resets. That's what a friend told me anyway
Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking
... can produce gushes
Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.
There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it
"Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!"
Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.
And if that's the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.
*mad engineers
Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers
Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?
Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here.....
If they're running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they're mad empiricists.
There's a fetish for everyone.
Why is the "y" in you capitalized?
So you know it is about a human and not a robot.
I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊
Not with this nickname please
Don't worry, I'm 18+ 😘
Damn, how many classes you fail??
ass > class
glad you like it! 😘 follow for more 💙🩵
Likewise!
When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.
Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.
And my gender identity is 01.
Comment crossposted from @https://lemmy.world/comment/25026713
Sure, but are you big-endian or little-endian?
With the quality of teledildonics these days, I'm already there.... W's in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!
If the robot dick gets me high still then I'm in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop
Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!
Mmm the taste of some salty science
Jokes on you!
I had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.
Im so good at it 😌