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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 39 minutes ago
[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

ffs it's spelt vagynoir, yanks... always have to change the King's English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 2 points 44 minutes ago

Vagé Noir?

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 28 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, "I'm on the rag so you'll hafta chuck it in me dumpah."

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 17 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I don’t remember that episode of Bluey.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

It was in the Granny episode outtakes.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

It's banned in most western countries

[–] postman@literature.cafe 10 points 9 hours ago

I heard it differently:

"I'm a bit bloody but you can burst me shitter, if ya loike."

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn't need to take her home....

If I didn't meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Missing an extra "r" varjoiner

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ah here. Australians don't pronounce R's.

Harbour = haabaa.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

Yeah. Vagoinah is more like it. We sound a bit like a Bostonian got into a teleportation accident with a Cockney newsboy.

[–] d41@startrek.website 8 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

How do you feel about minge?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 hours ago

Oprah's minge?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The character from the Simpsons?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Marge’s mangy minge

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?

"I speak Austrailian."

grabs Squeak, flips him around and exposes his ass

"Vogoiner!"

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 5 hours ago

If serious: I think you'd like it.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I'll probably regret it afterwards