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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That reminds me of the post about OP hooking up with an aussie girl who told him, "I'm on the rag so you'll hafta chuck it in me dumpah."

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don’t remember that episode of Bluey.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

It was in the Granny episode outtakes.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

It's banned in most western countries

[–] postman@literature.cafe 13 points 2 months ago

I heard it differently:

"I'm a bit bloody but you can burst me shitter, if ya loike."

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Missing an extra "r" varjoiner

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Ah here. Australians don't pronounce R's.

Harbour = haabaa.

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah. Vagoinah is more like it. We sound a bit like a Bostonian got into a teleportation accident with a Cockney newsboy.

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Thank you for that visual!

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was going by the "naur" instead of "no" that you sometimes hear

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah I was just slagging :) but yeah I hear you

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Naur you dont!

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ffs it's spelt vagynoir, yanks... always have to change the King's English, first colour and now me sheilas minge !

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 2 points 2 months ago

Vagé Noir?

[–] d41@startrek.website 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do you feel about minge?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The character from the Simpsons?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

I remember this episode.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 months ago

With my hands usually.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Oprah's minge?

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now I have the urge to hear an Aussie pronounce tits ass boobs dicks but I'll probably regret it afterwards

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Was it an Australian man or was it Trey Parker in BASEketball?

"I speak Austrailian."

grabs Squeak, flips him around and exposes his ass

"Vogoiner!"

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

If serious: I think you'd like it.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Crazy. I met this Australian chick at a bar once in the US, she whispered in my ear and I almost didn't need to take her home....

If I didn't meet my wife shortly after that I would immigrate there asap.