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[–] Zier@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A toast... to all the bean memes!

Beans on toast does sound tasty. Maybe with some bangers 'n' mash

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I feel like it’s missing something. Some source of plant-based protein.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you put beans on my toast I'm kicking everyone's ass

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That is the kind of energy you get from a hearty beans on toast breakfast.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Could it be.....seitan?

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

...peanuts!?

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I love toast, but that butter needs to be evenly spread the moment it's soft enough for maximum enjoyment.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Just dip the toast in melted butter, like grandma used to.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 3 weeks ago

You just reminded me that we used to get a fried slice with our cooked breakfasts - literally a slice of bread fried in butter.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean yeah if you're not using margarine or spreadable butter you heat the toast then place the butter on the toast then wait for the butter to soften enough to spread over the toast.

This is just aesthetically pleasing. And a shitpost.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I accept your reasoning. And now I want toast you bastard.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm here to help.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Insufficient butter. Report to your nearest re-education camp for reprogramming.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

“All around the world, and coast to coast…”

spoons

For those who may never have heard this legendary song before.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

The toastiest.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Toast is great. I wish I knew who first had the thought to cook bread twice. Did they want more crust? Were they trying to make bread last longer? What was their favorite kind of bread? Did they come up with putting butter on it or was that an innovation from a second, even more brilliant mind? I have so many questions to ask them, I hope the afterlife is real

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I honestly feel like it was an accident as most innovations are.

Some tavern or inn had some overcooked bread and sold it anyway and people just happened to like it.

I like that idea, it's very human.

[–] Trampampoline@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

It dose'nee ave enuf bu'uh mon!

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

At least it’s not that ray bloody purchase

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

This is Clem Fandango, can you hear me?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know what this means

[–] raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, now I want toast

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Diamond shaped waffles or GTFO

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Some beans on that toast would go hard

[–] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago

“WHERE’S THE BEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNSSSS!?!?!?”

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

That looks delish

[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago