I did it???
Im so offended that im not
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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I know! Everyone else is!
Am I not enough? 😔
You're Kenough
You're too good for the list
Here I'll help get you on.
Your point is valid, Facisim is shit innit.
Same, mainly because I do the things that were said to be what got people on the list.
I have mostly avoided the politics and news communities for what feels like a year or so and must not have ended up on their radar.
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I think I figured it out. Few months ago I made a Charlie Kirk meme and dude probably saw it and got emotions.
I read the little manifesto he wrote yesterday. Dude legitimately believes half of us in the regex are alt accounts for one guy.
That's not fair. I've posted this pic of Charlie Kirk at the World Cup and I didn't get a block.
Oh no it's me, I definitely have the free time to post leftist shitposts on 500+ accounts. Sorry for all the confusion
Bake him away, toys.
Yeah you lousy communists on state welfare are doing all this bot propaganda too!!! And you personally made the weather hotter by burning farts we know it !!!!!!!!! (/S)
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Is that what its from, dunking on a dead nazi? That fits.
I made this like right after it happened.
These are to die for!!
They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!
Seriously addictive too, just one and you'll be hooked for life...
My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was "....gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff", then slumped in his chair.
I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?
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wait, I am in the regex list because I am an alt account? who's the original me?
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It means "people who hurt the devs sensitive feelings" whether or not there was any interaction.
That's not a jab, it's what happened.
Maybe said one of the naughty words on the block list like "fuck" or "perchance" one too many times.
it makes sense, you can't just say "perchance"
Fucking perchance. Perhaps even.
Mayhaps
To fuck: perchance to cum: ay, there's the rub; For in that fuck of seconds what cum may come.
Hehehehehhe rub
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One time you turned me into a newt. That was kind of fucked up.
Ooooh turns it out I'm on it!
Though to be fair I've probably said something to upset every single political faction, including ones I mostly agree with
How do you even find out?
Thank you, how do I get banned? I'm feeling left out...
Don't worry! You're a good troll! Youu are worthy! You being not on this list just proves you didn't upset those people. But I trust in you, and I believe you have, and you will, make many other people upset! Keep up with the bad work!
❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳
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I'm on it! This is exciting because I wasn't on the OG list.
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I have no idea what Tesseract is
It's a frontend for lemmy, and it had a secret block list. Generally made of people who held such extreme and toxic positions like "fascism is bad" or "rich people shouldn't be rich when other people are starving"
Apparently it also includes opinions such as, "penguins are cool," and "check out this silly knife."
Well you're obviously trying to rile people up with those statements.
Your knives ain't silly, they're cool af
whuh? why does a front-end have the 'permission' to block users? shouldn't that fall to the instance instead?
Yeah it doesn't need "permission" in the traditional social media sense, that's the thing. Dude just made it so the things or people he didn't like caused "error messages." And yeah it really should have to be the instance that blocks things, that's what everybody's pissed about.
Well from what i know it's not really blocked, the targetted users and communities get their content either not displayed, either as an error message. They're technically there, not blocked, but the frontend chooses to hide them.
My guess is that the blocking is done client-side.
At just a quick glance, I don't see my account listed but my username is in the regex. lol
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👑you forgot your crown
Fragile snowflakes break by you just breathing on their rough direction.
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