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Might as well post this, seeing as I’ve used it in a few threads.

[Image Description: an oil painting depiction of a toad dressed in gentlemanly Victorian period clothing with a caption that reads “gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you my name was included on the tesseract block list”]

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[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's a big club and no one knows how they joined!

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 21 points 1 week ago

I'm just really honoured to be part of this illustrious club 🥹

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

idk I've got a bit of an idea 🤣️

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[–] theolodis@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Well, seing the hammer and sickle banned as regex along with ACAB kind of gives the reason away.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh fuck boys, I did it. I'd like to thank everyone that helped me get here.

Oh, wow, Beat Takeshi, too? I wouldn't wanna be in a club that didn't allow him, anyway. 🤌🏼

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's your rank?

I'm ranked 95 on the leaderboard #Top100 #pro-leftist

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m still fucking pissed I didn’t make the list. I’m an asshole and I deserve to be recognized as such!

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 9 points 1 week ago

So wholesome 🥺

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

Probably saw your name and thought you'd help him purge the violent extremists off this app.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Starting to think somebody should make a community and set that as the allow list

[–] edible_funk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah I'm in the regex too.

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[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm extremely disappointed in myself as well are really confused why I didn't make the list... I feel like I'm pretty clearly anti state and capitalism? Ban me dammit!

It was one guy. You gotta be impressed he managed as many as he actually did.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago
[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I have no idea of what is going on, all I know is that while a shitload of massive shit is going on, and a fuckton of less massive shit is going on, some relatively minor shit has also been going on, and in two weeks I will be down in Germany on taking a ride on an airship and seeing some cool stuff.

Just one more week until my vacation...

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We need a badge or flair or something.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck it, I'll wear it, yeah

[–] Salamence@mander.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

catgirl-salute To a Certified Poster

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

So hot right now.

We should print t-shirts. "Tesseract Shadowban" sounds metal AF. 🤘🏼

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Its basically a participation trophy at this point.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

One of us, one of us

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

$ curl -s https://tesseract.dubvee.org/tesseract/api/system/policy       | base64 -d | gunzip > policy.json

Creates the list and puts it into a file called policy. One of the largest issues is that the list isn't even in the repository. Its gotten while the we app is running, and not readily available

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

fucking kidding me.. Ive got myself banned from ml. how do I get on this garbage list?

Eyyy one of my alts made the list! In fairness this is my least political account, and I'm on a banned instance.

I'm just glad to be included.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Part of the problem is that it isn't even in the repo. It's grabbed at runtime, without informing users and having no opt-out.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Has anyone checked if PugJesus made the list?

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[–] new_world_odor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago

I am a little sad I haven't commented on things frequently enough to be on the list.

My views and comment history would definitely put me on that list.

And the current American government's list. Though, let's be honest, all of the fediverse is on that one.

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Keep up the good work.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

It ain't much, but it's.... Something I guess lmao

I wonder what got me put on the list...

[–] Curiousfur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Proud of you, bub.

[–] nathan@lemmy.permisuan.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It looks.like teseract stopped development in 2023?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nope, the developer made it private, then rolled it back and rebased it so that forks that were made to remove the hidden blocklist can’t accept new changes from main.

It a a bunch of take-my-ball-and-go-home fuckery (and might be illegal, depending on the license it was published under)

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The author of the code always has the rights to do anything they want with it (except take other people's code and put it in there). The license grants rights under certain conditions to other people.

So this might only be complicated if someone else contributed to the repo, but I doubt it that removing or rebasing someone's contributions can ever be judged illegal.

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