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[–] SavvyBeardedFish@reddthat.com 113 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 102 points 2 months ago (3 children)

rm -rf "$STEAMROOT/"* could be evaluated as rm -rf "/"* if $STEAMROOT is empty

Ah, good times.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Probably a good idea to enable the nounset shell option when shipping commercial-grade install scripts. 😅

[–] fruitcantfly@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That really ought to have been the default behavior. Opting out only takes one or two extra characters. Well, three or four if you don't habitually bracket your variable names, which you should probably be doing anyways

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Or just include the trailing slash in $STEAMROOT, so that if the variable is empty, it will evaluate to rm -rf "" and do nothing.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

That seems like a more error-prone solution than the shell option. That would make it evaluate to rm -rf * which would probably delete your home directory, I'm guessing. And also put the burden of knowing the slash needs to be included on something completely disconnected from the expression. Nah, don't do it like that.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I love how someone committed # scary! above it rather than fixing it.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 months ago

Wow.

That's a nuclear grade 'oopsie' right there hahaha!

[–] Cyber@feddit.uk 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jeez. Didn't hear about that one, back in the day.... wow.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Linux Gaming has had some interesting moments

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

This entire thread is giving me flashbacks to my junior dev days and forgetting a where clause when updating/deleting database records

[–] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ah! yes ... little bobby tables we call him.

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 2 months ago

There are ten thousand of them after all

[–] Buckshot@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We've all done that at some point.

That sinking feeling when your quick update doesn't return immediately.

Good to get into the habit of wrapping your queries in a begin transaction/rollback until you verify the result 😁

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was never able to fully form the habit with transactions. The guardrails I use are writing the where clause first and keeping my query tool in read-only mode for prod connections and only disabling it once I'm sure I need to make a change.

[–] zitrone@europe.pub 30 points 2 months ago (3 children)

that is why you don't run random install script as root

i hate that so many tools nowadays want you to curl | sh for installing

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

i hate that so many tools nowadays want you to curl | sh for installing

Using NixOS has the advantage of making me not want to touch these tools. If I can't install it reproducibly with Nix, I'll just look for an alternative :)

[–] w33n1s@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Glad I'm not the only one. It's always the shell apps that use annoying emojis too

[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah pipe that shit into a file and check first unless you really really trust the project.

[–] supermurs@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

"Just a prank bro!"

[–] Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What do you mean? Hitting space while typing out a path is very much a typo. Am I missing something?

[–] vanillama@programming.dev 15 points 2 months ago

They're jokingly implying it was intentional

[–] Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

yeah you missed the joke i guess

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kazel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"hahaha ubuntu users take this"

[–] TwilightKiddy@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago
[–] axx@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 months ago

This is from 15 years ago. How many more times will we have to see it?

[–] who@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago
[–] BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

I think I had accidentally deleted /bin with that script I had made when I was testing debian https://github.com/BlastboomStrice/3rdPartyAutoUpdater