Enough Musk Spam

It is like saying that you are going to remake Die Hard but make it more historically accurate.

Let me guess, his main complaint is the skin tone of Helen of Troy?

even at the time it was first told it was a fantasy story about a mythologized distant past. complaining that the Odyssey doesn't have costumes accurate to the time of Homer is like complaining that Lord of the Rings doesn't have Aragorn running around in a WW2-era English army uniform

He's been broken since that diver rescued those kids rather than wait for Elon to build a cave diving submarine, and Musk's grown-up rational response was to call him a paedophile.

When Elon says "historically accurate", what he means is "no black people".

One of the most historically-accurate period movies I've ever seen is Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"'ow do you know he's a king?"

"He hasn't got shit all over 'im!"

In just two years, the premiere will be held at a big party at my cool (not weird) house on mars. The guests will all be real robots that do cool (not weird) dances to thank me for throwing the wildest parties. The AI actors will all have my normal and very regular speaking cadence, comic timing and cool (not weird) body shape. Anyone who isn't a robot but wants to attend will have to get pregnant by me, and from that point forward we will only communicate through filed lawsuits.

[Unprompted karate demonstration, done with hands straight down at sides and without lifting foot above height of opposite ankle]

Sometimes I want to try ketamine but then I see how Elon turned out.

100$ says it'll never happen. Muskfuck never delivers and even he's not dumb enough to release whatever monstrosity their shit-tier AI would produce

Aren't there a bazillion adaptions that only have white English actors already. And of course they didn't care when non-Mediterraneans whites were given roles to play people from the Mediterranean. Like where was the outrage when fucking Gerald Butler played Leonidas with a Scottish accent.

Thank GOD! AFTER that I HOPE Elon and ~~Child Porn Producing~~ GROK can make a HISTORICALLY Accurate MARVEL DOOMSDAY! I'm TIRED of seeing Wokeness RUIN History!

Appears Elon has a naked Greek men fucking kink ...

I think this is code for “True to the art of the white race.”

There’s literally terminally online people mad that the Odyssey just… isn’t that.

How does the CEO of so many corporations have time to fuck around with stuff like this.

So he's gonna include achilleus in drag and getting fucked by patroclus, right?

Right?

It is not about "historical accuracy", it's about exclusion.

So ever single person in that full length movie would be brown?

Really doubt that Elmo.

Before the end of the year we will also have full self driving cars, autonomous household robots, a mars base, ...

There's a coherent, objective, and interesting interpretation of "historically accurate" that I would like to see, that being what the Greeks at the time that the poem was written imagined the poem to be describing.

(But maybe there would be too much moral dissonance for that to be a fun movie.)

It's a dog whistle meaning they will make Odyssey white

He meant Homer Simpson.