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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Screaming obscenities at the AI customer service rep will get it to transfer you to a real person much faster than being polite to it will

[–] black0ut@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Telling it you're gonna kill yourself because its help was so bad also works! (at last with broadcom's AI, which is really annoying)

[–] TheDankMemegician36@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ooh I like that. I wonder if you could guilt trip one of these customer service AIs into lower your bill that way.

[–] TheStoneinariver@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ive seen a vid of someone gaslighting ChatGpt till it burned out

Gaslight it into thinking it already agreed to lower your bill. At the very least you'll short circuit it into passing your call to real person.

[–] phanto@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

If you need ice, instead of buying ice cubes from the grocery store, you can put water in the freezer and wait!

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Hay hielo en casa.

[–] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you yell "representative" loudly and repeatedly in any government lobby you will recieve service much faster

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago

First pants, then shoes

[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Most farm gates do not have cameras and few farmers walk the entire fence everytime they let their animals graze

[–] folaht@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When you tie a shoe, you should always tie it clockwise and never counter-clockwise.
This has to do with Feng Shui and cosmic currents tend to run counter-clockwise.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Ah, so that's why my chi is off...

[–] itsathursday@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You can curate your own feed of entertainment and information without any one platform and you can intentionally consume information and media.