This is a bidet though

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This is a bidet though

I have a similar one right next to my bidet. There's no way I'm going back there. It even has a fan, ya hear me? A fan!
Get ready for the experience of traveling, needing a shit and then realizing there won't be a bidet.
Vacations are so much less enjoyable now. Like it shouldn't ruin my whole experience, but it kinda does.
Go to Japan, ig?
as an arab you couldn't imagine my shock when i travelled abroad and experienced the joy of hemorrhoids for the first time lol
They say travel reveals new sides of your self.
I spend a lot of time working away from the office at sites.
I have a bidet at home and specifically save my shits for when I get home.
My ass just dosnt feel properly clean these days if I have to shit like a commoner.
I couldn't live without one.
It's so much cleaner and you save so much money and it has other uses too.
What other uses? Lol
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Shouldn't that outlet, be a GFI outlet? Literally to uh, save your ass.
It could be connected in line with a GFCI outlet or breaker.
Most likely behind a GFCI outlet. Usually, its the one closest to the door and everything else daisy chains off of it.
Maybe even outlets in other rooms! That's really fun when a random outlet stops working
I know of a house that has the upstairs bathroom daisychained off of the downstairs kitchen. They are not above/below each other.
I'll never understand why that much wire routing is worth a $20 GFCI.
I once heard the phrase "a water fountain for your butthole" and hear it every time I see one.
I seriously do not understand the cultural reluctance to adopting the bidet. After using one it becomes instantly clear how awful the alternative is.
Hi I’m from the TP lobby, but don’t you want to smear poo around on yourself with a piece of paper that will probably rip anyway and get it all over your hand too? 🥺
American Conservatives think washing buttholes is the ghey.
Oh wow. Look at Mr. moneybags over here with the Japanese Toto Washlet.
Costco + coupon + birthday = clean butt
When your first sick or 'magic marker poop' hits you will feel the most magical moment when your not stuck wiping 20 times.
Good old birth day rim job.
I'm so jealous.
Confused congrats from Germany.
Is that really what you call a bidet? Because our bidets here are unrelated to the toilet and that's a Japanese toilet. The bidet is the one for washing https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet.
That's a fancy one. Mine only has two settings, drinking fountain on my butthole or power wash the inside of my colon.
For those who hesitate making the investment, portable squirt bottles for this purpose are available for less than $25.