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[–] calavera@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

This is a bidet though

[–] sachamato@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

I have a similar one right next to my bidet. There's no way I'm going back there. It even has a fan, ya hear me? A fan!

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Get ready for the experience of traveling, needing a shit and then realizing there won't be a bidet.

[–] psivchaz@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vacations are so much less enjoyable now. Like it shouldn't ruin my whole experience, but it kinda does.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Go to Japan, ig?

[–] JustDorky@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

as an arab you couldn't imagine my shock when i travelled abroad and experienced the joy of hemorrhoids for the first time lol

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They say travel reveals new sides of your self.

[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

I spend a lot of time working away from the office at sites.

I have a bidet at home and specifically save my shits for when I get home.

My ass just dosnt feel properly clean these days if I have to shit like a commoner.

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I couldn't live without one.

It's so much cleaner and you save so much money and it has other uses too.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nousername@lemmus.org 5 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Shouldn't that outlet, be a GFI outlet? Literally to uh, save your ass.

It could be connected in line with a GFCI outlet or breaker.

[–] FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most likely behind a GFCI outlet. Usually, its the one closest to the door and everything else daisy chains off of it.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe even outlets in other rooms! That's really fun when a random outlet stops working

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago

I know of a house that has the upstairs bathroom daisychained off of the downstairs kitchen. They are not above/below each other.

I'll never understand why that much wire routing is worth a $20 GFCI.

[–] ammonium@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (7 children)

You guys don't do GFCI everywhere?

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[–] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago

I once heard the phrase "a water fountain for your butthole" and hear it every time I see one.

[–] Merman_Gothique@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (9 children)

I seriously do not understand the cultural reluctance to adopting the bidet. After using one it becomes instantly clear how awful the alternative is.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hi I’m from the TP lobby, but don’t you want to smear poo around on yourself with a piece of paper that will probably rip anyway and get it all over your hand too? 🥺

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

American Conservatives think washing buttholes is the ghey.

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[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Oh wow. Look at Mr. moneybags over here with the Japanese Toto Washlet.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Costco + coupon + birthday = clean butt

[–] northendtrooper@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

When your first sick or 'magic marker poop' hits you will feel the most magical moment when your not stuck wiping 20 times.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Good old birth day rim job.

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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I'm so jealous.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

Confused congrats from Germany.

Is that really what you call a bidet? Because our bidets here are unrelated to the toilet and that's a Japanese toilet. The bidet is the one for washing https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet.

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That's a fancy one. Mine only has two settings, drinking fountain on my butthole or power wash the inside of my colon.

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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)

For those who hesitate making the investment, portable squirt bottles for this purpose are available for less than $25.

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Welcome. Others are beneath you now, but remain kind.

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