Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.
... yet they let Nigel Farridge wear that weird frog mask.
The people should demand he wear the suit. "I voted for Count Bunface and I better see a bin up there!"
There's apparently a rule about wearing face coverings.
But he should absolutely wear the rest of the suit, and set the helmet down next to him, taking it off only while in session.
No bin on their face means it's not Binface
My father told me when I was young that no bin on their face means it's not Binface would save my life someday.
He can go in normal clothes and his excuse can be that he has temporarily morphed into a human-like creature using technology developed on Sigma 9.
I was thinking that he could nominate a "human" stand-in.
are non brits aware of count binface.
yes, because a man with a bin on his head potentially winning an election is somehow less ridiculous and more encouraging than the political climate of my country
Also, a Binface win would be better for the actual climate of everyone’s country
Count Binface now has an opportunity to do something phenomenal...
I have no horse in this race for I am not bri*ish, but I very much hope Count Binface wins because it would be hilarious and even I know Farage is a cunt.
Sounds like you understand everything that's important to know about this race.
How did you realise he is a cunt? listening to him speak, hearing about his policies or just by looking at him?
Yes
Count Binface is my new hero.
My country needs heroes like Count Binface
Be the change you want to see in the world.
All you need is a silly costume and some free time.
This is America. I have no free time. I must work so I can afford to go to work.
You could get a job doing crime, then you're fighting while getting paid.
What he needs to do is find religion.
If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul.
I am ready to convert to Binfacism - erm that sounds a bit wrong, I mean Skoupidotenekesoprosoponism in full support of His Binness.
Recyclonism.
That's a much better look.
The rules apparently don't even strictly forbid hats and such. They just are generally not supposed to be worn.
Then I hope he comes in wearing his full costume and removes his bin only to be wearing a smaller more comfortable bin underneath.
Government in all our countries is a joke and maybe treating it as such right on the floor of the govt is the best way to get things changed for the betterment of all rather than the chosen few.
As a Matt Parker fan, I know about and love count binface, but I seem to be out of the loop, did anything big happen?
Nigel Farage started a byelection for himself, as a political maneuver to prove he still has the people's support after a recent scandal involving taking a lot of undisclosed money from some crypto billionaire, in an area his party dominates.
Seeing it as a sham, every other party has stepped out, leaving the race entirely between Nigel Farage.... and Count Binface. If every other party potentially votes for Count Binface, he'd win with 60+% of the vote, meaning there's a non-zero chance he takes the seat of the next anticipated Prime Minister, which would be unbelievably funny.
No matter how it goes though, it's taken Nigel's decent political maneuver, and turned it into an absolute farce. There's no pride in barely beating Count Binface, this is the most political coverage he's ever gotten and it's honestly pretty devastating for Nigel Farage's reputation. Here's hoping he wins, which would be even better.
Farage quit because he was under investigation for taking a bribe, and he can't be investigated while he's not an MP. This circus is playing into his hands because people are forgetting about the bribe he took, which was the number 1 political story for weeks before this.
He gained so much popularity they had to comment on whether he would be able to wear his costume in government if he won.
if he won.
* when he takes his rightful place as more competent and more well liked candidate
Of course, of course.
Couldn't do any worse than Farage. And, it's good to stir the pot, out with the old and corrupt, in with the new and funny.
The average citizen would be a far better choice than the majority of career politicians
He should make it his mission to grant more attention to the minutia of official Parliamentary standards of dress than any MP in UK history. He should spend years figuring out the most outlandish possible outfits that still technically fit within the written dress code of Parliament.
They have issues with covering the face? This is a cultural thing and I, for one, could feign deep offence at that.
The bin is for thier protection, do they care risk him being the chad to thier virgin?
Hell, I would take the count in an hourly motel room north of Glasgow with the bin.
Does this mean they believe he's likely to win?
Humor is what politics is missing the most. Humor, and Empathy.
What a load of rubbish. Rubbish unfit for Binface himself, even.
He can't remove it. It is The Way.
