this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2026
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[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 days ago

It seems presumptuous to identify a post as "market moving" before it's had a chance to hit the market.

[–] clover@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This makes a mockery of every high minded value that capitalism claims and brings shame to every member of the US.

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago