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[–] Davel23@fedia.io 58 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I take off my robe and wizard hat.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That just means you get to appreciate a lot of great old content like this

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Back in my day we spelled it Hampster, and they danced and sang.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

That entire thing was super mean iirc

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Where the fuck is the sick ass belt???

How the hell am I supposed to conjure a spell if my robe is flapping everywhere?

[–] Float@startrek.website 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Good point, that belt is crucial to concealing your powerful enchanted lingerie.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Of course, lest the other wizards spot it and strike me down in their own ever growing lust for power (and well form fitting garments that support in all the right places, which is its own kind of power)

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like a powerlifting belt, pretty easy to find at sporting goods shops

[–] crimson_iris@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He didn't get those wicked forearms by skipping deadlift day.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Probably didn't get them from deadlift day either. Why do you think wizard towers don't have doors on the ground floor.

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oh I already owned the belt.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Sans belt, it'd certainly conjure something up in me.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago
[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What, no garters and stockings?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That seems like it would get excessively hot under the thick-ass robe.

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

Help me balance my wizard budget

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The most frustrating thing about bras are that you have to import them once you get past size F…

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you are in the US, check out Bare Necessities. If you aren't (or even if you are), check out Pour Moi. They have tons of selection of bigger sizes.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately they only go up to size M -_-

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends on location.

Here in NZ 'plus sizes' are... big here.

As in, available in ordinary department stores.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

https://printerfriend.ly/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/International-Bra-Band-Size-Conversion-Table-Free-Printable-Cheat-Sheet-scaled.png

You mean that you can find the equivalent of a US 32 band size with a greater than H cup in stores?

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

It makes sense its super expensive it is a BRA (Battle Ready Armour)

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where can I get a sweet robe 26.50?

This post is bullshit.

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lingerie by Arcanist Provocateur

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That sounds way to good as a company or band name.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I only get my wizard hat from louis vuitton

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago

Kazuma's "Steal" ability would have interesting results against this wizard.

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wearing Naughty Nightweareverywhere in New Vegas cuz stats.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 month ago

Hey if it boosts your stats it boosts your stats, ya know?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago