Of course, lest the other wizards spot it and strike me down in their own ever growing lust for power (and well form fitting garments that support in all the right places, which is its own kind of power)

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Oh I already owned the belt.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Sans belt, it'd certainly conjure something up in me.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a powerlifting belt, pretty easy to find at sporting goods shops

[–] crimson_iris@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

He didn't get those wicked forearms by skipping deadlift day.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Probably didn't get them from deadlift day either. Why do you think wizard towers don't have doors on the ground floor.

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 55 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I take off my robe and wizard hat.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

God I'm old.

[–] __Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That just means you get to appreciate a lot of great old content like this

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Back in my day we spelled it Hampster, and they danced and sang.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

That entire thing was super mean iirc

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 8 points 3 days ago

It makes sense its super expensive it is a BRA (Battle Ready Armour)

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 4 points 3 days ago

Kazuma's "Steal" ability would have interesting results against this wizard.

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What, no garters and stockings?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That seems like it would get excessively hot under the thick-ass robe.

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Wearing Naughty Nightweareverywhere in New Vegas cuz stats.

[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lingerie by Arcanist Provocateur

[–] fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That sounds way to good as a company or band name.

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 9 points 4 days ago

Help me balance my wizard budget

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 3 days ago

Hey if it boosts your stats it boosts your stats, ya know?

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The most frustrating thing about bras are that you have to import them once you get past size F…

[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you are in the US, check out Bare Necessities. If you aren't (or even if you are), check out Pour Moi. They have tons of selection of bigger sizes.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

Unfortunately they only go up to size M -_-

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Depends on location.

Here in NZ 'plus sizes' are... big here.

As in, available in ordinary department stores.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

https://printerfriend.ly/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/International-Bra-Band-Size-Conversion-Table-Free-Printable-Cheat-Sheet-scaled.png

You mean that you can find the equivalent of a US 32 band size with a greater than H cup in stores?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Listen while I drop some magic on your hinies