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Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone (apnews.com)
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[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

so the transphobic regime is now providing gender-affirming care to cis men in the military

it's getting so wild that i have no idea what's coming next

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

A little government mandated HRT, eh

[–] thejml@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Projection is getting crazy.

[–] crispbacon99@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is a way to gather data and sell it to their military contractors for profit

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

New draft dodging meta dropped

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

And then what, provide genera affirming care to the troops?