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Yesterday: Nobody gets that anymore, we don't have to monitor it any more.
Today: Turns out, the reason nobody was getting that, was because we were monitoring it.
NOBODY could have predicted that!
Its like having a functional IT department.
You'll probably find that the EPA rollbacks we've been doing around irrigation laws is what's causing the issue in the first place. Too much poop in the salad mix.
Exactly why I don’t buy American produce, and strongly advise others against it as well.
I try, but I can't find some things, like Canadian onions at the stores. :(
wait, haven't you switched to a beef tallow and raw milk diet yet?
The rumor is that this parasite is what killed Lindsey Graham.
It's a rumor I'm starting, so pass it along.
poor man was so anal retentive that he was full of shit.
It's why he shit was coming out of his mouth all the time. So full that it constantly backed up. Anal retention is dangerous, kids.
When we said the US were becoming a shithole... we didn't expect them to become one so literally.
Speak for yourself.
MAGAts are bringing so many good things to America.
We should all be thanking our local magats by getting them fired from their jobs, even if it means lying, and stomping them in the streets
We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?
Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, shit, I figured death would be more intimidating though, not just an over privileged moron
He's clearly Pestilence
I thought they were death, war, conquest and famine, though maybe famine and pestilence go together
You are correct, apparently a lot of media/fiction authors swap conquest to pestilence because they feel like it's too close to war.
So yeah I had that wrong, biblical speaking
Witnessing the fall of an empire in real time
Putin's trying to out-do us. 'hold my beer'
The age of men is over. The time of poopie doop has begun.
That's because the parasite got into Ole Gravel Gullet's brain, fucked the dead worm, and then hijacked his last 6 brain cells to make the old bastard his puppet.
"Hurr", explained Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, further elucidating with, "Duh-Durr!"
So deep and thorough... You can see why he became Health Secretary in this admin.
'member when we stopped monitoring pandemic hotbeds like Wuhan? I 'member
Or the flesh-eating screwworm flies?
Is there any chance that his brain worm might finish the job? I’ve had enough about hearing of his continuing insanity and would like for him and his boss to go away.
way i hear it, the poor little guy starved to death...
It had died in his brain, from what I remember him having said.
Maybe it laid eggs in there before dying. It's what I would have done.
Maybe it couldn't because it died from low-quality food.
Don't look up!
Heeey, the less we monitor it, the easier it gets to monitor it. That's a win win!
It's because the worm in his brain is constantly spewing verbal diarrhea.
Brainworm man is pro worm. long live shitworm disease.
I mean, we all learned that is the best way to reduce cases...
Makes sense, they don't want any harm done to their own species
This whole current government is basically explosive diarrhea.
This is just the literal manifestation of that fact.
Worthy of Onion News.
Politician well known for explosive diarrhea also found associated with recent parasite
CDC should never have taken their eyes off Jr... I knew he was gonna cause something.
That thumbnail picture makes it look like RFK is going to barf out one his worm spawn
Huffpost Stopped Using Punctuation in Article Titles Now Causing Even Worse Titles are Unreadable
The pedophile in chief felt lonely being the only one with shit in his pants all the time
If diarrhea is good enough for the President of the United States to carry around in his diaper 24/7, it's good enough for us and good enough for our salads.
Of course.