belly full of food and beer

Wake the Dead by Comeback Kid at half speed on a synth is the best NES rpg music

Honestly don’t care if the odyssey is good because Christopher Nolan is one of the most overhyped directors in history imo

Truly ruins it for me

I dont know who .ade the pizza dough on Monday but I want their head rn. It was a slow night and I need the .oney so I let other people go early. Then got a bunch of last minute takeouts. Nothing that would be a huge deal or really fuck up my close...so I thought. The dough we have going today is just awful, especially what we got down to near the end of the night. It was from 2 days ago which is normally perfect, so I think someone fucked up making it. Cause making one large pizza took me 6 attempts and 40 minutes. It was this weird combo of elasticity and fragility where it wouldnt stay stretched and would snap back to where it was or it would just tear. I could manage the normal sized ones for the order but the sixteen inches drove me up the fucking wall. 2 dough were just DOA before I even tried putting topping on, one got a hole in the oven and another had a patched hole bake weird so it jutted out on the bottom just a bit so when I took it out of the oven it snagged the paddle and fell on the fucking floor. By this point I was wondering why this guy wouldnt just go somewhere else. I eventually got something through but under any other circumstances there is no way I would serve it. I've been doing this for 5 years and can compensate for a bad batch of dough pretty easy, until today. Kept me at work 20 extra minutes to finally get it done and clean up all the mess made from the 6 attempts.

it is july 16 and stalin saved the world from fascism

I think it's fair the same way jobsites sell my info to people I should be able to buy the info of the person who posted whatever job I applied for and address them by name number and address whenever they never respond to me. The amount of ghost listings would go down I beat

Arguing to the judge after I kill Micheal Mouse: Your honor if the victim really died to rat poison wouldn't that make them a rat and make this a mistrial

visiting the East Coast and going to Wawa

hearing Wawa's commercials every single time you're in there

I just solved a math problem in my head

It feels like over a month since I followed Obama on linkedIn and I still have no job this mf has been jobless longer than I have yet he doesn't have to explain any gaps in his resume?

explosive diarrhea outbreak? i admittedly scoffed and giggled as i thought it was too absurd to be true but it is??!

Jumped back on an Elden Ring save after ages and man, everyone has a point about the second half being arse with copping big hits from everything. I did the DLC on this character way underleveled, played a bunch of Nightreign, then I've come back to the base game and once you get to the Mountain Of The Giants everything just kicks your arse. Why do the main bosses in the DLC feel more fair than that random black gargoyle before the staircase?

I blocked the upbears on my posts from being shown. Your judgement mean nothing to now, Ah hahahaha!!

Arch kernel 7.1.3-arch2-1 is still broken on Kabini APUs due to failing graphics detection. I will post this every time a new kernel comes out until Timur Kristóf and the gang sort it out. valve pls fix.

Oof, letter from John Lennon to a laundry:

cw racism

I hate my options for joining a communist party:

• Venerable old communist party with more than a century of history. Small, old-fashioned with lots of greying hair. Writes articles and newsletters read by other communists. Holds party congresses to pass proclamations read by other communists. Are antiimperialists and anticapitalists. Has no visible public presence. Does not seem to have any opinion whatsoever on LGBTQ issues or racism which at best shows that they're a bunch of boomers who are stuck in the politics from their youths, at worst belies reactionary positions that they are ashamed to share.
• Like above but smaller. Runs serious news media on a shoestring budget. Ran a list for the last local election that got 0.1 percent of the vote.
• Like above but even smaller. Runs a bookstore close to where I live.
• Young, energetic and always present at public events. Has been successful in gaining some kind of public presence. Can build a website that doesn't look like something from the early 2000's. Has good solid positions on racism and queerphobia. They are also a bunch of trots who shits on Stalin for no reason whatsoever.

Anybody read the recent 40k book Hive? I need someone to confirm but I think GW published a book containing a well-written lesbian romance????

'Ahhh its some weird 2+ gen pokeman'

Fuck my life one of the chill managers at my job is moving to a different location. Now I either gotta deal with a new manager & hope they're chill (unlikely) or they're going to try and promote me which is even worse

Yup....

I need people adjacent to recovery spaces, but not necessarily in a recovery space if that makes sense. My girlfriend did something yesterday that I considered to be pretty bad. I know anybody who regularly attends meetings would never do this, but she’s never been a meeting person so she doesn’t understand a lot of recovery stuff, although she is 2 years sober from alcohol and 15 from opiates so she has struggled with addiction in the past