My front teeth are crooked. I was quoted $7,500 for braces. The moustache is free and pulls attention away from my teeth.
I would rather have straight teeth.
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My front teeth are crooked. I was quoted $7,500 for braces. The moustache is free and pulls attention away from my teeth.
I would rather have straight teeth.
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Is this the girl equivalent of "so your wife has cut her hair short"?
I love your wife's short hair.
I love your mustache.
I love your wife's hair's moustache
I love your mustache's hair's wife
I was on a multi-week survival camping (no amenities) gathering in the middle of the forest and there was a guy with a perfectly twirled mustache. How vain do you have to be to keep that up under such conditions?

it's an autistic stim
I know a few guys that would do something like that in the backcountry as a joke. the challenge is most of the fun.
Baseball pitchers do it to throw off the batter. I saw a pitcher with a monkey tail beard once.
What if you start off one side of the mustache as a twirled one like the image, then the other side is a handle bar, down and along the jaw line, up over the ear and down and around to the bottom middle of the back of the head to a rats tail (with a bald head).
That would definitely throw me off
I thought I was the only one that had one
The moustache was the one keeping him alive .
I shaved my chin and weak-ass sideburns so I had a horseshoe moustache. Just as a joke to go show my partner. She said "It's good you should keep it like that". so now I'm a horseshoe moustache man.
This. I shaved my beard down to a moustache because I figured I'd get a laugh. Now I'm buying Hawai'in shirts and white pants to fill out her Magnum PI fantasy.
Asking your partner what they like is often the way to go. respect in the relaationship is always a 2 way street as are boundrys.
I'm a guy and have always been of the opinion that my partner is the one that has to look at me the most, so she can dictate how I look if she cares to do so, for the most part, at least.
Heβs better off without her and her mother.
Wow, I didn't realise I was such a minority.
I think men look wayyy better with facial hair: moustaches, full beard, two-weeks of stubble; anything, really.
The obvious solution is to gaslight him into believing he doesn't have a moustache https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Moustache_%28film%29?wprov=sfla1
I need to watch this
I have full facial hair, where does that fall on on this concept?
You have to shave it tonight. All of it.
No pluck it a hair at a time then sort it according to length, then call your doctor concerned that your median and mode hair length are not as different as you'd think

If she doesn't trim i can see the velcro effect creating a problem...
My SO has never seen me IRL without a full on beard.
And we are nearing 10 years together.