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[–] ghosts@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

"I will be with Israel until our dying day" - Lindsey Graham

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In all of the senators I thought would be announced that were dead this week, I didn't think it would be him

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Gates of hell to the left

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago
[–] acab_means_cop_Dva@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Twink death hits us all differently

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Guesses on cause of death?

Placing all my money on doodoo butt explosion

[–] utopologist@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

71... He was a fucking kid

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

timmy-pray more please

[–] Korkki@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 months ago

Visited Ukrainian drone factory, as Russia has been taking out Ukrainian drone factories lately. Dies of a sudden illness immediately after reaching his home back in the US. πŸ€”

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

It's not been a good couple of weeks for people up for Senatorial elections named Graham.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Oh so you fools thought we were done talking about crackers named graham did you?

[–] MaxOS@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago
[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

Wow. I didn’t know that. I just β€” you’re telling me now for the first time.

He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, he was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.

[–] Dirt_Possum@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was reverse fooled by this one. Saw the headline and just absent-mindedly assumed it was c/fakenews trying to snare people expecting news about McConnel or something. But then caught the comm and the poster on a double-take and started smiling.

susie-dance sicko-jammin sicko-crab

Good riddence shitslime.

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Omg really? Did not see this one coming like this

[–] christian@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Senator Graham's family appreciates prayers at this time and asks for privacy during this incredibly difficult period.

Wait did he actually have family or did they just whip out a boilerplate "congressman died" template without second thought?

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He famously has a little sister.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago
[–] BreadDaddyLenin@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago
[–] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Just ✨ gerontocracy things ✨

Burn in hell you evil motherfucker

crab-partycrab-partycrab-partycrab-party

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm like a 5/10 excited about this one tbh

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it's always a shame that these fuckers weren't taken out by the soviets

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

Right? In a just world they’d have all gone after a sudden and brief deceleration at the bottom of a mine shaft

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

So I went to 7/11 and found this graham cracker crunch little snack just sitting on the ground in the parking lot complete for free, like it was waiting for me.

hahaha

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago

timmy-pray Schumer pls

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

they did a blindfolded crab rave at SGDQ and it manifested this. gamers have a strange and deadly power that cannot be comprehended

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

RIP in pieces bozo packwatch

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Only thing more predictable than Platner SAing women.

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

You're thinking about Mitch. This is like unwrapping your Christmas presents and your parents remembering that they forgot a whole bunch of presents from last year in the attic.

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This one came out of nowhere

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In my haste to dunk on Republican ghouls being banished back to the abyss from whence they came, I got two ghouls mixed up.

[–] SexMachineStalin@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

crab-party Another KKKracker down, unlimited Death to ameriKKKa, death to piSSrael crab-party

[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago
[–] SweatySteven@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

brief

NOT SO FUCKING BRIEF NOW IS IT?

Brief but sudden illness? Wow! How vague! I bet it's the same strain of covid that killed mitch McConnell

crab-party shame it wasn't sooner crab-party

[–] Salem@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Lindsay Graham and Mitch have retired from the US Senate.

[–] Tychoxii@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

cmon 2026 you have many more amends to make

[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

I raise my dancing crab πŸ¦€

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago
[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bachelor status: Secure comfy-cool[^1]

Politico quoted an anecdote he told about his girlfriend Debbie.

β€œWhen we got up to leave for our date, I noticed that a peanut butter sandwich that either [my roommate] or I had let fall between the cushions was now stuck to Debbie’s posterior,” Graham said, according to Politico. β€œSeveral friends who were there noticed it as well, and made sure to circulate the story all over campus.”

Hot gossip on campus: Did you hear about the girl who sat down on a couch without checking first for sandwiches? Lmao what was she thinking? puzzled

[^1]: Men’s Journal

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

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[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

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[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago