"I will be with Israel until our dying day" - Lindsey Graham
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2026
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In all of the senators I thought would be announced that were dead this week, I didn't think it would be him
Gates of hell to the left
LETS GOOOO 
Twink death hits us all differently
Guesses on cause of death?
Placing all my money on doodoo butt explosion
71... He was a fucking kid
more please
Visited Ukrainian drone factory, as Russia has been taking out Ukrainian drone factories lately. Dies of a sudden illness immediately after reaching his home back in the US. π€
It's not been a good couple of weeks for people up for Senatorial elections named Graham.
Oh so you fools thought we were done talking about crackers named graham did you?
Wow. I didnβt know that. I just β youβre telling me now for the first time.
He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing woman. Whether you agree or not, he was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. Iβm actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.
I was reverse fooled by this one. Saw the headline and just absent-mindedly assumed it was c/fakenews trying to snare people expecting news about McConnel or something. But then caught the comm and the poster on a double-take and started smiling.
Good riddence shitslime.
Great news everyone
Omg really? Did not see this one coming like this
Senator Graham's family appreciates prayers at this time and asks for privacy during this incredibly difficult period.
Wait did he actually have family or did they just whip out a boilerplate "congressman died" template without second thought?
He famously has a little sister.
*had
vaxxed???
Just β¨ gerontocracy things β¨
Burn in hell you evil motherfucker
I'm like a 5/10 excited about this one tbh
it's always a shame that these fuckers weren't taken out by the soviets
Right? In a just world theyβd have all gone after a sudden and brief deceleration at the bottom of a mine shaft
So I went to 7/11 and found this graham cracker crunch little snack just sitting on the ground in the parking lot complete for free, like it was waiting for me.
Schumer pls
they did a blindfolded crab rave at SGDQ and it manifested this. gamers have a strange and deadly power that cannot be comprehended
RIP in pieces bozo
Only thing more predictable than Platner SAing women.
You're thinking about Mitch. This is like unwrapping your Christmas presents and your parents remembering that they forgot a whole bunch of presents from last year in the attic.
This one came out of nowhere
In my haste to dunk on Republican ghouls being banished back to the abyss from whence they came, I got two ghouls mixed up.
Another KKKracker down, unlimited Death to ameriKKKa, death to piSSrael
brief
NOT SO FUCKING BRIEF NOW IS IT?
Brief but sudden illness? Wow! How vague! I bet it's the same strain of covid that killed mitch McConnell
shame it wasn't sooner
Lindsay Graham and Mitch have retired from the US Senate.
cmon 2026 you have many more amends to make
I raise my dancing crab π¦
Bachelor status: Secure 
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Politico quoted an anecdote he told about his girlfriend Debbie.
βWhen we got up to leave for our date, I noticed that a peanut butter sandwich that either [my roommate] or I had let fall between the cushions was now stuck to Debbieβs posterior,β Graham said, according to Politico. βSeveral friends who were there noticed it as well, and made sure to circulate the story all over campus.β
Hot gossip on campus: Did you hear about the girl who sat down on a couch without checking first for sandwiches? Lmao what was she thinking? 
[^1]: Menβs Journal
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Trump next