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[โ€“] pitaya@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 hours ago

that's the second time I've seen a deaf emoji used seemingly out of context, can someone please tell me what it means

[โ€“] pimpampoom@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Have you also seen the team making the trump dance on the pitch and in the locker room? ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Trump and the USA are now a meme to the world.

[โ€“] modus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do they pretend to jerk off two dudes at once? Trump's signature dance has a terrible D2F ratio. Hugely inefficient.

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[โ€“] merc@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What's funny about this to me is that some of the US fans were talking like they thought they had a real shot this year. They always think that the American team is better than it really is. But, they were knocked out in the Round of 16, which is normally the first knockout round of the World Cup.

Even a Belgian team with almost no members of the "golden generation" was much better than them.

[โ€“] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're 'Muricans

They think they are special, just because

I mean, they're "special"...

But they genuinely can't understand why the civilised world sneers at them

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[โ€“] adam_y@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

That's the thing. They thought they were taking to the pitch as equals.

The US had an unsurprisingly easy ride to this point in the competition but came up against a genuinely decent team. Bragging about narrowly beating a team ranked 44th.

The shenanigans just added to the drama, not their chances of winning and that's the real shame, they could have gone out with some honour and class and, instead, Trump made sure they went out as villains.

It was genuine wrestling promo nonsense.

[โ€“] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Most people in the US didn't realize there was even a US team in the World Cup at all. Any who thought they had a "real shot" are definitely in the minority, and they exist in every country.

[โ€“] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

FOOTBALL(soccer) isnt as popular as in EU or the rest of the world, less resources devoted to that sport than in the EU. the people in my university in the states that played soccer aspires to be in a EU league, or at least one that plays in the EU more, they know the US teams are shit.

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[โ€“] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Americans believing Americans are exceptional for no reason? Colour me shocked.

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[โ€“] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

As an American I approve.

The US team played like shit and our corrupt pedophile president pulled strings to alter the odds.

And the last thing we need is another win the Pedophile-In-Chief can steal valor from and portray as his own for political gain.

It's a shame, as there was actually some goodwill towards the US team from the rest of the world, out of respect to the hosts and an ability to separate them from the insanely run government. Then he steps in, starts fucking with the rules and most of that evaporated.

it only further deligitimizes a US football team playing against other countries in the future, since nobody will take them seriously now, and likely call out the us team out more once THE PEDOPHILE is gone from WH.

Damn it. As soon as FIFA overturned the red card ob the behalf of Trumpty. I was like "Finally, a chance to get in on the corruption. Time to place all my bets on Team USA."

Now, I am fucking broke.

[โ€“] redlemace@lemmy.world 103 points 3 days ago (14 children)

@belgium, on behalf of the world : Thank you and well done! Whoever wins the cup, you are the team of the tournament !

[โ€“] CarpalTunnelButt@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think Cape Verde gets that designation, but yes, we appreciate Belgium too.

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[โ€“] brachiosaurus@mander.xyz 40 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Seem like everyone got successfully distracted over the epstein files and the ongoing genocide and wars

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[โ€“] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 70 points 3 days ago (24 children)
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[โ€“] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 days ago (4 children)

It's almost like Trump made things worse. What a surprise.......

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[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. He really has the reverse Midas touch.

[โ€“] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 44 points 3 days ago

Mierda's touch.

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[โ€“] chunes@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (20 children)

Corruption aside, I'm not sure the rest of the world understands how little Americans care about this sport. I'm not surprised our team sucks lol

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[โ€“] kalpol@lemmy.ca 31 points 3 days ago (4 children)

US played badly. That first goal was just embarrassing. The third one was even worse. Belgium absolutely dominated.

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[โ€“] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Every single thing that convicted felon president gets involved with quickly turns to shit.

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[โ€“] Arancello@aussie.zone 33 points 3 days ago (2 children)

So even when the usa cheats they dont win. Love to see this pattern in their trade behaviour.

[โ€“] gergolippai@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (7 children)

the sad thing is that the team actually didn't cheat, their fucking president did. I feel for those poor guys in the US national team that have to bear the shame of their flatulant president cheating in their name.

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[โ€“] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Now the real question...has the orange kid-fucker lashed out about this yet? How many times has be blamed it on Dems, Biden, has he mentioned Obama yet?

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[โ€“] Tolc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

good, cook these cheaters frauds

[โ€“] SalamiDommie@lemmus.org 10 points 2 days ago (9 children)

You know they overturned the red card because we weren't going to win anyway.

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