FIFA’s history with corrupted boss men are legendary but egghead Infantino takes the cake.

Can Donal Trump die of old age already? We're all just waiting for a cheeseburger to do him in. Seems like ghouls live to be a hundred. There's some law of physics going on here, violating the space time continuum by wishing ill of them.

When I get more time I might edit this for a world cup theme...but it still mildly fits.

Lie. Cheat. Lose. Repeat.

This is 100% on-brand.

We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch

Anyone who knew someone like Trump would ruin a well-oiled grift machine.

This sorry excuse for a human being has less planning skills than a pool of piranhas.

He could have called Infantino, have the suspension reversed and brushed away tbe journalist's question with a joke, but he's even worse than Berlusconi.

“We cheated and still lost” is not the flex you think it is

...and the whole football world cheered as Belgium mobbed the floor with them.

I wonder if he threatened them with ICE

Well the ownership class of the US is a bunch of Karens. We know this.

And we know FIFA is corrupt AF, even more than the NFL.

What's vulgar about it now is that it's done without a lick of subtlety or tact. The corruption is out in the open. They're doing the Qu'ils mangent de la brioche more plainly and more often than was ever done in France.

( Technical history fact: Marie Antoinette never said it, but the rumor was viciously spread and sped her way to the guillotine. The historic queen was classically trained and actually had tact. The French aristocracy, however, did not.)

But did they tell him that balogun not only is black, but got the citizenship by ius soli, two things he hate and wants to remove?

Wtf would Biden have to do with this

Conspiracy time.

Because of the 250 years of independence, the final will be rigged to be USA/England and the USA will win controversially.

Then trump will keep the trophy

Lol I bet the commissioner didn’t expect he’d brag about it to the public.