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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't give out PII to strangers on the interweb. ecoterrorist

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Beansonal Beandentifiable Beanformation

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

please recharge your phone already

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Baby i got juice for days

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

94, thanks for reminding me to charge it, that was close.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Like the phone from Speed that can't go under 90 or it explodes

Have some beans btw 🫛🫛🫘👈

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

66

last time st kilda won a premiership lmao

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WE HAVE A WINNNNNNNNERRRRR GO SAINTERS

beanis beanis beanis

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

KNOCK FKN KNOCK

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks for playing, but unfortunately that's not the number. A bean is yours as a token of thanks for playing beanis

[–] Mataresian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What are you doing with all that extra battery charge???? You don't need that much. Greedy.

Have some beans beanis 🫘🫘

[–] Mataresian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've got to be fully charged in case I get kidnapped.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I would hate for that to happen, please keep your battery charged

[–] Texas_Instruments_TI_69@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

I'm glad you didn't say 100% cos I would have called you a liar. Please have some beans 🫛🫛🫘🫛🫘

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The correct number has been hit and the Main Prize has been won but thank you for sharing and peas have some beans for your troubles :beanis 🫘🫘👈

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yes I saw but I still commented for the heck of it hahaha thanks for the beans!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Oh wow I was pretty close at 48%. Forgot to charge my phone last night

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It just bumped up to 42% because it’s charging.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry not the number that I'm thinking of, but you get a consolation prize

🎁beanis


[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, but now it’s at 43%.

Should I unplug it?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You've already had your bite at the bean

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Communism means more than one bite at the bean. I think it's in Capital somewhere after the part about 20 yards of linen equaling one coat.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

downbear one bean isn’t enough to live on

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Respectable effort but unfortunately the prize has been won and claimed, I'll see if we have anything left over

Okay you're in luck here ar some beans beanis 🫘🫘

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever charged my phone that high. Numbers I can only dream about. The number I was thinking of was 66, so unfortunately you do not win the Grand Prize, but you may have some compensatory beans 🫛🫘🫛🫛🫛🙂‍↕️

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

cool 🫛🫛

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

exactly 50% thanks for getting me to look that was satisfying

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Perfectly beanlanced as all things should be 🥄👈

Oh also you don't win. Have a bean beanis

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Not quite, but thanks for playing

here's your booby prize 🎁beanis


[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

That's what my phone is at rn 😭

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

Hahaha silly phone batteries don't go that high. Have a bean and run along now beanis

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Good number, alas not the one in my head. Havw a bean beanis

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

A sensible amount to have. Not the number i was thinking of, but deserving of some beans 🫛🫛🫘

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

It's puffing up like a pillow it's got so much power in it

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago