I don't give out PII to strangers on the interweb. 
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2026
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Chat is my bean cooked
76
Thanks for playing, but unfortunately that's not the number. A bean is yours as a token of thanks for playing 
94, thanks for reminding me to charge it, that was close.
Like the phone from Speed that can't go under 90 or it explodes
Have some beans btw 🫛🫛🫘👈
80
What are you doing with all that extra battery charge???? You don't need that much. Greedy.
Have some beans 🫘🫘
I've got to be fully charged in case I get kidnapped.
I would hate for that to happen, please keep your battery charged
66
last time st kilda won a premiership lmao
WE HAVE A WINNNNNNNNERRRRR GO SAINTERS
KNOCK FKN KNOCK
It just bumped up to 42% because it’s charging.
Sorry not the number that I'm thinking of, but you get a consolation prize
🎁
Ah, but now it’s at 43%.
Should I unplug it?
You've already had your bite at the bean
Communism means more than one bite at the bean. I think it's in Capital somewhere after the part about 20 yards of linen equaling one coat.
one bean isn’t enough to live on
47
Respectable effort but unfortunately the prize has been won and claimed, I'll see if we have anything left over
Okay you're in luck here ar some beans 🫘🫘
44!
The correct number has been hit and the Main Prize has been won but thank you for sharing and peas have some beans for your troubles :beanis 🫘🫘👈
Yes I saw but I still commented for the heck of it hahaha thanks for the beans!
Oh wow I was pretty close at 48%. Forgot to charge my phone last night
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I'm glad you didn't say 100% cos I would have called you a liar. Please have some beans 🫛🫛🫘🫛🫘
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I don't think I've ever charged my phone that high. Numbers I can only dream about. The number I was thinking of was 66, so unfortunately you do not win the Grand Prize, but you may have some compensatory beans 🫛🫘🫛🫛🫛🙂↕️
cool 🫛🫛
Ninety five
That's what my phone is at rn 😭
Hahaha silly phone batteries don't go that high. Have a bean and run along now
62 here
Not quite, but thanks for playing
here's your booby prize 🎁
41
A sensible amount to have. Not the number i was thinking of, but deserving of some beans 🫛🫛🫘
exactly 50% thanks for getting me to look that was satisfying
Perfectly beanlanced as all things should be 🥄👈
Oh also you don't win. Have a bean
420
Your phone battery 
It's puffing up like a pillow it's got so much power in it
67
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Good number, alas not the one in my head. Havw a bean