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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't give out PII to strangers on the interweb. ecoterrorist

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

Beansonal Beandentifiable Beanformation

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

please recharge your phone already

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Baby i got juice for days

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

94, thanks for reminding me to charge it, that was close.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Like the phone from Speed that can't go under 90 or it explodes

Have some beans btw 🫛🫛🫘👈

[–] Mataresian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What are you doing with all that extra battery charge???? You don't need that much. Greedy.

Have some beans beanis 🫘🫘

[–] Mataresian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've got to be fully charged in case I get kidnapped.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

I would hate for that to happen, please keep your battery charged

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

66

last time st kilda won a premiership lmao

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

WE HAVE A WINNNNNNNNERRRRR GO SAINTERS

beanis beanis beanis

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

KNOCK FKN KNOCK

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

Thanks for playing, but unfortunately that's not the number. A bean is yours as a token of thanks for playing beanis

[–] Texas_Instruments_TI_69@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

I'm glad you didn't say 100% cos I would have called you a liar. Please have some beans 🫛🫛🫘🫛🫘

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't think I've ever charged my phone that high. Numbers I can only dream about. The number I was thinking of was 66, so unfortunately you do not win the Grand Prize, but you may have some compensatory beans 🫛🫘🫛🫛🫛🙂‍↕️

[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

cool 🫛🫛

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The correct number has been hit and the Main Prize has been won but thank you for sharing and peas have some beans for your troubles :beanis 🫘🫘👈

[–] Letztertod@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Yes I saw but I still commented for the heck of it hahaha thanks for the beans!

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

Oh wow I was pretty close at 48%. Forgot to charge my phone last night

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Respectable effort but unfortunately the prize has been won and claimed, I'll see if we have anything left over

Okay you're in luck here ar some beans beanis 🫘🫘

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It just bumped up to 42% because it’s charging.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sorry not the number that I'm thinking of, but you get a consolation prize

🎁beanis


[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ah, but now it’s at 43%.

Should I unplug it?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You've already had your bite at the bean

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Communism means more than one bite at the bean. I think it's in Capital somewhere after the part about 20 yards of linen equaling one coat.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

downbear one bean isn’t enough to live on

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago
[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

A sensible amount to have. Not the number i was thinking of, but deserving of some beans 🫛🫛🫘

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

It's puffing up like a pillow it's got so much power in it

[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

Good number, alas not the one in my head. Havw a bean beanis

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago

That's what my phone is at rn 😭

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

Hahaha silly phone batteries don't go that high. Have a bean and run along now beanis

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago

Not quite, but thanks for playing

here's your booby prize 🎁beanis


[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

exactly 50% thanks for getting me to look that was satisfying

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Perfectly beanlanced as all things should be 🥄👈

Oh also you don't win. Have a bean beanis