thats called meth
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you don't get hints of cherry and grass until you have relinquished the mere desire for caffeine and ascended into true understanding of the bean
Coffee? I requested a car battery clipped to my nipples
I'll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you're not having it.
Caffeine content probably the same. I'll take the one that doesn't taste like chalky dirt.
Exactly, if op ain't having it, we'll kindly take it 😄
Caffeine is very slightly negatively correlated with darkness of the roast. Dark roasts tend to have less caffeine than light roasts.
Also, drip/pourover/percolator/press coffee tends to have more caffeine per serving than espresso-based drinks. The longer steep time extracts more of the caffeine, and serving sizes tend to just be so much larger to overcome the higher caffeine per unit volume of espresso.
So in reality, the lighter pourover coffee where you have the roaster or barista talking about tasting notes tends to be higher caffeine than the dark, densely brewed bitter stuff.
My understanding is that dark roast is just as strong or even stronger by weight, but the longer roast makes it lighter for the same volume. Since people tend to use scoops to measure out their coffee the lighter blends end up stronger.
But if you measure by weight instead, that's no longer the case.
Basically this, although from what I remember the caffeine difference between light and dark roast is only about 2%.
It is also worth noting that for most people (due to the standard western diet), their daily coffee is one of the few appreciable sources of polyphenols they're likely to get, and lighter roasts are a better source of that as well.
Aaaand if that weren't enough, dairy cancels out the health benefits of coffee by reducing bioavailability.
A BDSM cafe does sound fun.
there used to be one in London - "Coffee Cake and Kink"
I don't understand... can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?
Of course it can, but then we wouldn’t have a shitpost.
Just take caffeine pills jfc
Or adderall, sounds like they have a medical condition
AND has hints of cherry and cocoa. Why not both?
Pervatin?
Quad shot latter over ice
Robusta bean cold brew coffee.
It tastes like slighly sweet tea. It is served cold. However, it will give you AFib and allow you to feel the back of your eyes.
I got used to the absolute crap, mass produced percolator coffee on board ship. Nothing else seems to get me awake and moving anymore.
TIL People still use percolators.
I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.
I like my coffee like I like my women: completely devoid of STDs.
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