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Personally I prefer throw new nullpointerexception
(pawb.social)
Linux: kill
Also Linux: zombies, orphans
Daemons
This is my favorite. I did php early in my career and for years I would have to Google " equivalent explode/implode" because it was so memorable
php, the Dark Souls of the programming languages
PHP is so bad even PHP wants to die().
MS Developers: Kill all children
Well I didn’t wake up today expecting to watch a video about task manager, but here I am.
C++ is actually std::exit(), exit() is C.
Libdbus: Trying to remove a child that doesn't believe we're it's parent.
I have never used System.exit() or sys.exit(). What is a use case where you would call these explicitly?
Applications where you aren't using some sort of framework. Usually MVC or other frameworks would handle this or are designed to continuously run.
I love die()! but PHP has exit(), too, and it does the same thing
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