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[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

Holy shit you solved my life there

[–] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Just always convert the percentage to a decimal, and it’s easy either way.

0.06x50 is as easy as 0.5x6. They’re both just 5x6.

All these comments like “What about 47% of 3.11?” Well, yeah, of course it’s harder to multiply two- and three-digit numbers than it is to multiply single-digit numbers.

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

Excellent argument. However, I can't count.

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Fuck. I had to calculate 4% of 7 a few minutes ago and didn’t know this. I say fuck because it wouldn’t have helped me anyway.

[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

4% x 7

= 4% x 100 x 7 ÷ 100

= 4 x 7 ÷ 100

= 28 ÷ 100

= 0.28

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

My brain was more like “Okay it’s just seven point-fours. So what’s seven fours? 28. What’s seven point-fours? 2.8. That can’t be right. Fuck. Get a calculator.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I go for finding percentage factors.

4%? That's just 1% * 4. 1% of 7 = 0.07 * 4 = 0.28

14%? That's just 10% + 1% * 4 = 0.7 + 0.07 * 4 = 0.98

You tell me it's decimal, then I'm gonna Decimal.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

True mathematics derives from established mathematical theory, not some farcical aquatic armored vehicle!

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Help help I'm being irrationalized!

[–] ShotDonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Thanks tanks!

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

It was recently discovered that all AI everywhere was connected to the Panzer all along. /s

[–] negativenull@piefed.world 122 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Strange Panzers lying in ponds distributing shells is no basis for a system of government…

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Surely you don't think supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses?

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (4 children)

As opposed to what, a farcical aquatic ceremony?

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[–] JackTea@piefed.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh panzer of the lake, why am I still single?

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago

Are you sure you can bear the answer?

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 days ago (13 children)

This is far too useful to be a shitpost.

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

I know right. I even open the calculator app to verify before committing to memory this nugget.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Another counter-intuitive percentage fact: A 10 percent discount and a 10 percent fee can be calculated in either order but they don't cancel out.

Example, 90% of (110% of 10) = 110% of (90% of 10). But neither of those is evaluates to 10. They evaluate to 9.9.

For any percentage X, and and base value C,(100 - X)% x ((100 + X)% x C) = (100 + X)% x ((100 - X)% x C) = (100 - (X^2/100))% x C

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[–] SpankyDoodle@eviltoast.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In either case I would multiply 5 by 6 and move the decimal. Interesting though.

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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

transitive and commutative

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Subtraction and division is a lie! Only addition and multiplication are the truth!

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Let's try this on a sale item. Hmm, let's see, the sign says 25% off $6.99. So that's the same as, let's say, 7% off $25. Oh, yeah, that is much easier. /s

[–] starik@lemmy.today 1 points 16 hours ago

It’s always as easy as multiplying the two numbers. Obviously some pairs are easier than others. 7x25=175. Not too hard. $1.75 off.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I was waiting in a car in front of a math tutoring building and was doing the math programs advertised on their window (as one does, of course) and the 7% of 250 is indeed probably easiest as 250% of 7, aka 2.5x7, which is 17.5.

I did it a few other ways, though. 7% of 1000 is 70, then divide by 4 for 17.5. Well, more like, divide by 2 for 35 and again for 17.5, but yeah... mental math is fun.

[–] BewareOfIdiot@nord.pub 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, you think 0.07 * 250 is easier than 2.5 * 7?

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, no, I was saying the opposite. But there are easy alternatives aside from 0.07 x 250, like (0.07 x 1000) / 4.

[–] BewareOfIdiot@nord.pub 1 points 7 hours ago

I .... and the 7% of 250 is indeed probably easiest as 250% of 7, aka 2.5x7, which is 17.5.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everyone’s talking about this math. I’m wondering about the panzer.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

They said the water could reach up to 50% of its 1.7 meter height before causing problems, panzer tried calculating 1.7% of 50 meters from head, this is the result.

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