...never went to Epstein island while he was alive
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2026
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Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
Go on
Don't tempt me
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
Increased shareholder value
'm not in the Epstein files
'm somewhat handy around the house
Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
Furry convention is going well then?
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
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β¦have finally stopped trying to finish peopleβs sentences.
...never said I was.
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
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Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.
Seems about right.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy
??????
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years
"Maybe I'm not perfect but I haven't made it through the settings yet so I'm left with my pickle."
... which is fair enough. Do love me some pickles.
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Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.
Have a crap ton of hobbies Iβm decently good at
β¦ am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
Ain't chicken.
-Leeroy Jenkins It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.
Or am I? Did I remember to take that? π€
β¦ learn from my mistakes.
Stopped trying
Forced myself to shower
make myself laugh
Use Lemmy.
Get to meow online at other catgirls :3
Ain't dead yet
'm fabulous.
...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.
... bothered to write this comment.
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)
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Keep struggling to be better than I was.
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