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[–] essell@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

When he's dead tho? 🀨

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[–] xylol@leminal.space 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How is it running the place?

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[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Bet you don't know about my favourite spinny boi piloted by the Vree

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[–] aramis87@fedia.io 24 points 2 months ago

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 21 points 2 months ago

Increased shareholder value

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)
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'm not in the Epstein files

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

'm somewhat handy around the house

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

[–] Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Furry convention is going well then?

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[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago (12 children)

gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also trying auto complete: M

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes

Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least you have a good day.

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 9 points 2 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

??????

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.

Seems about right.

[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

...never said I was.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ain't chicken.

  -Leeroy Jenkins 
[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fuck.

(Too bad its not true anymore)

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Get to meow online at other catgirls :3

[–] autonomous@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Or am I? Did I remember to take that? πŸ€”

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Forced myself to shower

… learn from my mistakes.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Stopped trying

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

make myself laugh

[–] lookingforanALFpolycule@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.

Fuckin' ADD.

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

[–] Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Ain't dead yet

[–] monkeyman512@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Keep struggling to be better than I was.

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)

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[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

'm fabulous.

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

... bothered to write this comment.

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