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[–] essell@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago (3 children)

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 20 points 6 days ago (2 children)

When he's dead tho? 🀨

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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

fuck.

(Too bad its not true anymore)

[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

[–] yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev 16 points 6 days ago

'm not in the Epstein files

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 21 points 6 days ago

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago

* zones out for 5 minutes *

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

... eat ass.

[–] Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago

Have a nice butt

[–] xylol@leminal.space 19 points 6 days ago

Increased shareholder value

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago

am.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

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[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Do laundry every week

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[–] plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don't shit my own pants

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Whose pants do you shit, then?

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Furry convention is going well then?

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago

Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

'm somewhat handy around the house

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

...never said I was.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

… learn from my mistakes.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.

Fuckin' ADD.

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[–] monkeyman512@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Keep struggling to be better than I was.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Use Lemmy.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.

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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (11 children)

gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Also trying auto complete: M

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes

Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

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[–] tomcatt360@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't have to be a quiet person is my preferred setting for the past 6 years

[–] Magnum@infosec.pub 5 points 6 days ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I was like a Soviet occupation therapy

??????

[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.

Seems about right.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Can suck off 5 guys

[–] Zoop@beehaw.org 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least when I'm done grocery shopping, I bring the cart back to where it belongs and don't just leave it wherever I please - like in the middle of a parking lot. That really gets my goat. (Just make an effort to be courteous, considerate, and kind to others!!! It is not that hard!!! Argh!!!)

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 7 points 6 days ago

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

Get to meow online at other catgirls :3

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ain't chicken.

  -Leeroy Jenkins
[–] BucketBong@p.hobo.social 6 points 6 days ago

It's actually, at least I have chicken! Was just one more jab by the king.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Stopped trying

[–] autonomous@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Or am I? Did I remember to take that? πŸ€”

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

Forced myself to shower

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 5 points 6 days ago

... bothered to write this comment.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?

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