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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

they have unknown flying objects?

[–] Klear@piefed.world 133 points 1 week ago (15 children)
[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That saucer is rolling coal.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

So a pure asshole is at the helm.

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funnily enough, I saw this meme earlier, and thought it was an AI rendering of the world's fastest manhole cover. Then I scrolled Lemmy, and here I am.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago

It is a cover, but a few orders of magnitude bigger!

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[–] lokalhorst@feddit.org 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is this the oil price cap?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 week ago

It might be an honest to god lid gettin blown offa that thing

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[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (4 children)

All jokes aside, I'm seriously impressed that the roof structure maintained it's integrity and didn't just shred to pieces in the explosion

[–] Pofski@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's probably a floating roof. In the petro they use this for several reasons. Less contact between the product and air reduces oxidation. There is also less gass formed above the product reducing odour. But funny enough, it is mainly used to reduce risk of explosion ...

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s probably a floating roof.

Sure is.

[–] PacketPilgrim@thelemmy.club 10 points 1 week ago

Heyoooo (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think that part kinda makes sense. The lid is domed, which increases its strength. The seam where the lid meets the walls would tend to be the weakest point. I'm more surprised there was such a violent explosion in the first place, usually they just burn. Could be that tank was partially empty and the area beneath the lid was a highly combustible fuel/air mix. Drone hits the tank, vapour ignites, and pop.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Domes are great in one direction, because any given section has something below it. They’re a 3D arch, something whoch would fall apart immediately if turned upside down. The great part about big rounded edges is that they distribute pressure more evenly and reduce the amount of seams present unlike a welded cube, for example.

More likely is that, yes, the connection between the roof and the rest was the weaker point and also the dome was able to basically be a parachute so it coukd catch air instead of just being flung in some random direction.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

An arch or dome made of stone would instantly fall apart if flipped upside down. A steel one will perform just as well, as steel is isotropic.

[–] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IIRC, the lid can move up and down depending on how much content there's in the tank. Something something provides pressure if it's a gas.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Yup, I’m not sure about this lid specifically, but some slide up and down the tank, since water is denser than oil they don’t really care if rain water gets past the seal.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

"Then the oil from the coach lamps ignites and there is a second explosion, out of which rolls—because there are certain conventions, even in tragedy—a burning wheel."

Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

That was a very appropriate quote - from a phenomenal book. Thank you for sharing that.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is the explosion wearing a Kippah?

[–] hitwright@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I might have found a clue ;D

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's the 1,584th of February 2022... Can't take much longer!!!!111

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 week ago

30 days has September, April, June and November; all the rest have 31; except February which has 28, 29 or 1584!

[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You hate to see it when thinking about the environment.

You love to see it when thinking about Putin getting briefed what's on fire this time.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah its good for the environment, they were going to burn that anyway. Now it's still burnt, but the infrastructure is trashed.

[–] DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lol. That's quite a take, I kinda like it. ( I mean they'll build it again using more materials and energy, but I don't want to be a pooper of the party )

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Probably :( My basis is that in game theory if you want to disincetivise a behaviour you need to keep harming agents that take that action (negative reinforcement), but I suppose that doesn't apply here bc the Ukrainian signalling is about invading Ukraine, not the environment.

There is the additional factor that this reduces the output of oil power plants, creating more demand for electricity, so there's now a better opportunity for someone to build renewables to get more profits. I suppose you could also build something else, switch bsck to coaL? Lmao

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Russia TV News: play it in reverse so it looks like our dear leader put a lid on the issue immediately.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (6 children)

The best part of this is it was hit by a Russian AA missile.

The writers of this reality are clearly just phoning it in.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I went ahead and made the lemmy modification.

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[–] Lon3star@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

When that landed, did it sound like an oversized coin? I hope it did the wobble "wah---wah--wah--wah-wah-wah-wah-wahwahwah" sound

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

T-80: Nobody can blow their lid like me!

Oil tank: Hold my vodka!

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Easy Micheal Caine…

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I still give the nod to Glenn for explosion of the year, but this photo is even cooler in some ways.

Ukraine will transform Russia from a "fossil fuel export nation" into a "fossil fuel import nation".

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The roof

The roof

[–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 7 points 1 week ago

Yes the roof fell off in this case, but I don't want anyone thinking that Moscow isn't safe.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, this is the movie poster for the Russian version of "Independence day"

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[–] mcSlibinas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

No callsign, so it's military UFO?

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unfortunately disqualified from Turret Toss competition due to size violation, but a stunning effort nonetheless!

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