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My mom is like this but on a family scale.

I'm still pissed about James Polk buying slaves during his presidency. I carry a grudge.

but the magats will eat it up. #BlameObama

I'm no expert, but I think they were supposed to coat the base of the pool with something and apparently it was a shit job and that's why the algae

Only weak men would love a man like Trump.

Nice one

He is struggling to form new memories so he's stuck on Obama

I doubt it was this, but I hope Obama left one minor prank on his way out, like a whoopie cushion, or an upside down desk drawer.

Obama leaves a letter on the desk for Trump's first day. It reads:

"Mr. President,

On this, your first day in office, congratulations again on your victory. Although it's clear to us both by now that we may never see eye-to-eye on many important issues, I want to express my hope for your success in this new position. Very few people will ever understand the challenges endured while carrying the weight of a nation, if not the entire free world, on one's shoulders like we do. Along those lines, I humbly offer you my full support, putting aside whatever differences we might have, in the interest of serving our shared and highest value, the well-being and advancement of this great country. Should you ever want it, I am prepared and willing to give whatever assistance possible with utmost diligence and discretion.

We're all counting on you. Good luck!

Sincerely,

Barack Obama

P. S. I left a little something in the upper right-hand drawer just to show there's no hard feelings."

After reading it, Trump opens the drawer and hundreds of marbles spill out along with a note card.

I think this why he's so mad at Obama.

During the Bush administration, they blamed EVERYTHING on Clinton, and by the second term, people were pretty sick of it.

Then Katrina came along, and the administration's response was appallingly terrible, and they were getting called out from every direction.

Finally they tried to blame Clinton for the response somehow, after Bush was into his second term, and the people weren't having it. It was the final straw. The response was so negative, that if Katrina had happened during his first term, there is no way he would have been reelected.

They couldn't blame Clinton after that, and the Bush legacy became that the corruption, negligence, and incompetence of the Bush administration led to the avoidable deaths of over 10,000 Americans (and countless foreign nationals), and the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression.

I eat the Onion every damn time now because it's literally the same headlines as the actual news.

Thank god they got some army guys there to watch out for him.

Yould probably need a good developer to understand technical stuff like that! A good developer with great contractors, with whom the developer has a great working relationship!

Maybe we can fill the reflecting pool with Brawndo.

Oh, absolutely. This is a classic real estate development kickback scheme, which is Trump's Bread & Butter. Why do you think he went on such a tear, renovating the pool, the ballroom, the Kennedy Center, the Arch, etc.? It allows him to hand pick his contractor, so he can choose a guy whom he knows will play ball.

At least they switched to using tidal water instead of potable drinking water. Funnily enough, that project happened during the Obama administration and probably is a factor of why they've had problems with algae, so like, technically Trump isn't wrong. What he's leaving out though is that painting the pool blue almost assuredly made the algae problem worse.