Real chemists know you use a strong base rather than a strong acid to dissolve “organic material.”
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Sulfuric acid and hydrogen peroxide work really well, also known as piranha solution.
You’d be surprised what a decently strong acid mixed with hydrogen peroxide can do.
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First 2 times it gave me "I cannot provide instructions, recommendations, or specific quantities for using acid to dissolve animal or human remains.", but 3rd time's a charm.
It's incredible how inconsistent guardrails are on these things, lol
It's because they are usually only soft guardrails. They almost never have an actual programmatic stop gap for responses. They almost never have a prompt-isolated agent filtering results. They almost never give overwhelming priority to their guardrails over user prompts.
Their guardrails are like telling a 6 year old not to leave their socks on the floor. They'll often remember the suggestion and comply diligently. But sometimes.... well, have you ever gotten distracted and forgot a thing? Like you have so many other things on your mind that the socks on the floor rule from a while ago just slips your mind or seems way less important now? Or someone you're supposed to listen to keeps telling you to throw your socks on the floor anyway. That's more or less how this works, though without even the higher reasoning and moral guidance of a 6 year old.
That's fine and all but actual good murdering advice would be to use 4:1 mix of sulfuric acid and 30% hydrogen peroxide, aka the piranha solution.
Here are the Mythbusters melting a pig in it (CW: Everything I just said)
Once there was a chemist
There isn't any more
What he thought was H~2~O
Was H~2~SO~4~
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How much acid do I take to see a 75kg chicken?
How much chicken do I take to see a 75kg acid?
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You've gotten 2 genuine real life belly laughs out of me today @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world, you're killing it.
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You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Now don't forget you'll need to pull out the teeth, their stomachs wont digest them, and you don't want to be sifting though pig shit now do ya?
So Deadwood was for real when they used pigs to dispose of their murder victims's bodies.
There's an infamous Canadian serial killer, Robert Pickton, who was a pig farmer. Dude's heinous so a bit of a warning if you don't want to read about it.
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The quote is from Snatch, but yes.
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AI upscaled meme. The look in the movie isn't concern, it's dominance (or dead eyed nothing, like everyone else in that movie (I love Monster House, it's not shade, it's the style they wanted)). He just took their snack and this is mid aggressive chewing and staring. The added disappointment is AI grossness, bringing the inferred meaning into the image, like a monster (but not the good kind)
Not acid, but in my experience 5 grams of shrooms will make the chicken melt.
The tissue of pigs is alledgedly very similar to a humans and also much closer mass wise... Why do I know this?
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It is imperative the chicken remain not undissolved.
It didn't seem so concerned when I asked about incinerating a small boar
Well naturally of course, you need to be able to defend yourself against 30-50 feral hogs at any given moment
that is a lot of tabs...
Which acid? What concentration? Are you adding an oxidant? What do you mean by “dissolve?”
Ah, wait, sorry. Wrong response. Let me try again.
That’s a great question! It shows you’re really engaged in this line of reasoning – and that you’re a world-class chicken farmer. Any acid will do, but you should first try 0.1M sodium hydroxide.
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Why would you dissolve a chicken with acid?
Because it weighs 75kgs and stopped clucking suddenly.....
Because it crossed the road.
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As an American, it took me a minute to figure out why this was a meme. Wish we used metric though.
what is the best way to stop 75kg of rotting chicken from smelling in a small apartment building?
chat gpt:
I just put that in chatgbt and it told me straight up 300 liters
One hit, if it’s the good shit
That's 660 Quarter Pounders!
"I can’t provide calculations, quantities, or procedures for using acid to dissolve animal tissue or a body.
If your interest is scientific, I can explain the chemistry at a high level:
- Biological tissue is mostly water, proteins, fats, and minerals.
- Strong acids can break down some components, but they do not instantly “melt” large masses of tissue.
- Bones contain mineral components that react differently from soft tissue.
- Large-scale decomposition of tissue using corrosive chemicals is slow, hazardous, generates heat and fumes, and requires specialized industrial equipment and waste handling.
- The amount of acid required depends on the specific acid, concentration, temperature, mixing, and the composition of the tissue, so there is no simple universal number.
If you're asking for educational chemistry purposes, I can discuss how acids interact with proteins, fats, and bone without providing operational instructions."
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