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Joe Exotic, contest over.
Yes
Billie Ray Cyrus, but props to Joe Dirt for the sheer commitment of whatever hairstyle combo that is
Mcgyver
Yeah but he's also Jack from Stargate.... So that makes him better or redeems himself depending on you look at it.
idk about "redeems", both roles were petty great.
RDA defined my childhood. MacGyver and Stargate were two of my favorite television shows entirely due to that guy's charisma.
No way they forgot McGuyver
This is the only correct answer 👍
mullet so tight the panties just baja blast off.
Oh my fucking god I want that Jazz Honda and riding gear. I want it so bad you've no idea.
Agreed. Maybe not the best mullet on it's own, but MacGyver wore it best.
~~Cunth~~ Can't handle the mullet.
John Daly
Because while I don't think he has the best mullet specifically, he's combining his mullet with a bowl cut and that's savage.
Joe Dirt was eliminated cuz it isn't a real mullet. Mel Gibson was eliminated cuz he doesn't look redneck enough. And the rest just didn't have the balls to do the bowl cut.
Hats off to you John Daly for your committment.
YES, was looking for someone who posted David Hasselhoff.
I hate to say it but Billy Ray Cyrus.
Mel Gibson, but I don't like what that says about me
Put me in for John Daly
Billy Ray Cyrus: Best Mullet, Joe Dirt: Most Impressive, Theo Von: Would
Please, 
Its Billy Ray Cyrus.
Wow, no Kenny Powers??
i need these sorted into an alignment chart
That would be an interesting one. I don't think there are lawful mullets, and I think the only good ones are fully chaotic.
Chaotic Evil mullet:
That might be the best one so far.
Perhaps we'll need to replace the lawful-chaotic axis with another spectrum...
The 'sup-howdy axis?
This is shit without Jagr
Was gonna say you can’t have a mullet competition without hockey players
Damn, this one wins, hands down. Glorious.
Semi serious answer - Joe Dirt More serious answer - Mel Gibson
Theo Vons, though it looks good, isn't a true mullet. Mel Gibson's a mullet at the limit between mullet and lions mane - the best kind of mullet
Joe dirt's mullet works if you like sharp edges, hence the unconventional beard is actually GOOD in combination with the hair
Where's Danny McBride as Kenny Powers?
Pardon my saying, but "best mullet" is an oxymoron.
I don't know who most of those people are but, for the ones I do know, I had no idea what they looked like.
Except Joe Dirt. Him I recognize.
Valtteri Bottas!
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