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[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

pronounjak-rage If ONE MORE PERSON tells me that light is not binary but "exists as a spectrum" I am going to LOSE! MY! SHIT!

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

frothingfash

it's adam n eve not roy g biv

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

Wait till you hear about rainbow tables

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Saw a sunset that was even more blatantly bisexual the other day. Can mother nature quit forcing her woke bullshit down my throat??

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like she's trying to destroy European civilization by feeding westerners subliminal propaganda in the form of queer-coded colors..

[–] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 3 weeks ago

So sky is a bisexual goddess's nut.

[–] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They put a rainbow in the bible, they made that shit woke

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

rightwing christians are actually mad we "stole" the rainbow from them

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Spiraling hard, the sky is bi homie it does this every evening.

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

How fucking could they

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

geordi-no Master Chief

geordi-yes Mistress Chief

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Haloid ending be like

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 21 points 3 weeks ago

Reality has a trans aesthetic bias

[–] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

hey fellas, are colors gay?

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Gotta pull out my magnifying glass to find all the woke shit that the gaming companies are trying to shove down our throatsgamer-gulag

[–] elpaso@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why the fuck are they doing a second remake for halo?

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 20 points 3 weeks ago

because they can't make a good new one

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

I will not be gaslit.

No one cares

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sunbreaks are trans propaganda guys

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 weeks ago

Unfortunately for cis, nature is trans

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

these guys are so fucking tedious holy shit

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

My favorite map is Tranzibar.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 3 weeks ago

He's not even going to mention how they clearly gave master chief big honkin bazongers? I will not be gaslit

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

SamashJT is a massive piece of shit. They're not joking.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

Being a piece of shit and a joker are not mutually exclusive. Please do not describe the turd in detail to prove me wrong.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

I am entirely unsurprised.

Even if it were a joke, it still makes them a piece of shit.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I checkout out the account briefly and people are getting misgendered there, which makes “satire” very hard for me to believe.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think it's ragebaiting, I believe people would say that shit but he is a "comedian" and is probably just signaling.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Good comedy doesn’t punch down.

“Signaling” anti-woke virtues as a joke doesn’t make someone less of an ass than if they’re serious.

[–] tocopherol@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Definitely, he's piece of shit, I meant he was signaling his true transphobic views but not that he actually believes his post.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, yeah, I could see not actually believing the claims made in this specific post, but was thinking more about the rest of what I’d seen and how the hate demonstrated here fits into that pattern.

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Trans is when... a slim person exists? And the sun is bisexual now?

Guys we're in too deep. It's time to close the internet.

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I feel so represented

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Smash JT? The cute guy from the Deprogram? Well, if you insist…

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BforBigfoot@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

JT lets Yugo have internet?

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t make the rules I just follow them

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's right Master Chief is one of ours now. Cry about it cis het losers! (Joke)

[–] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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