this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Today@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

He doesn't own the house. He's just a dude that hangs out and uses the hot tub. He's staying when the house sells.

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that's kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Me too! I love his expression.

[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I honestly don't get it. Him being in the picture is inappropriate?

[–] just_chill@jlai.lu 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don't have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)

[–] Imhotep@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

no weird sexual meaning here

Too bad. Thanks for the explanation though

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

It's beautiful, I see why they included the picture.

Also, the flowers are nice.

[–] icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Honestly this is adorable.

[–] Bizarroland@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Just so you know, that isn't the current homeowner. Bob and his family come with the property due to a technical loophole in the 18th amendment.

You can see he is quite happy with the arrangement.

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Bob for scale

[–] binchicken@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 years ago

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

[–] doyoulikemyparka@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

What are the other 81 photos like though?!

[–] God_Is_Love@reddthat.com 1 points 2 years ago

Stop making me wake up the baby with laughter 😆

[–] _Sc00ter@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

My neighbor is doing FSBO right now. He posted 12 pictures of his house. 4 are inside, and they only cover the kitchen and main living space. No bedrooms, no bathrooms, no basement... I don't understand

[–] domage@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You are just being jealous.

[–] SomeoneElse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Jealous of a back deck with a hot tub surrounded by lovely flowers? Hell yeah I am! Even the dude looks like he’s be good company.