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Gonster Rule (startrek.website)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Float@startrek.website to c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 

gonster responsibly

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[–] AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago
[–] thinkyfish@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

you know energy drinks are fucked up when even GUINESS floats on top.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Guinness floats on a ton of stuff. Black and tan, snakebite, etc. There's a whole bunch of drinks that are just Guinness on top of something.

[–] Starik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The creamy texture comes from all the entrained air bubbles.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 month ago

Thick and dense are not the same, Guinness will float on pretty much anything sweet.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

The green glow probably comes from the contained radium

[–] germtm_@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

i never knew monsters are illuminating like Nuka-Cola Quantums.

[–] SurfinBird@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This could be Your Only Chance to find out

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

This is why banshees wail.

[–] Sarcasmo220@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

"It's eerily beautiful. Are you sure it's safe?" - Marge Simpson

[–] superglue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Ive always thought mixing caffeine and alcohol was a bad idea

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let me tell you about the legend of original 4Loko

[–] GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I knew a girl in college who swore one four loko got her to the perfect level of intoxication. The OG wild west four loko. She'd chug it, start getting messed up, get sick and throw up the rest of it, then soldier on the rest of the night having a great time.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

What an absolute machine. The world doesn't know what it lost

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was 12% abv 24 ounces.

A standard beer is ~5% 12 ounces.

~2.5× stronger 2× the amount

Chugging 5 beers at once will get most people feeling quite buzzed.

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

24 oz is on par with a bottle of wine. Chug a whole bottle of wine and get back to me

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nah, it's fine. If monks do it it has to be ok.

[–] Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm sure the things that people do when bored out of their minds alone on the mountains, are all very ok.

[–] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Buckfast abbey is far from isolated in the mountains. Pleasent rolling hills of the English west country between Plymouth and Exeter. However I notice their own description of buckfast tonic wine doesn't refer to it as either "wreck the hoose juice" or "the devil's ribena". Buckfast is a bit special as it actually contains more caffeine than monster ultra white and around 15% abv. If you visit Scotland, I can highly recommend taking a couple of ecstasy and washing it down with a bottle of buckfast. Just warn people about what your plans are so they can be elsewhere when the change happens.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

It is. It can also be quite fun.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I've always found it fun at the time and painful the next day

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I am personally more partial to the Minness

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

We yearn for the Miness.

[–] nope@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The Green Velvet, excellent choice Sir.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It looks radioactive

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you add the Guinness or the Monster first?

[–] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Generally for a black and tan style drink, you pour the bottom first and then pour the top layer off the back of a spoon or something similar to keep it from mixing.

[–] heliotrope@retrofed.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Not my best pour, and I bought the wrong Monster, but I did it!

Tastes pretty gross at first, but it gets better!

[–] resting_parrot@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Thanks for being brave enough to try this lol. I have no plans to.

[–] Float@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

The weirdest part is how if you sip, you mostly get the Guinness but with monster carbonation seeping through.

But if you take a big gulp you'll get a bit of both and it assaults both the sweet and bitter ends of your taste buds.

I wouldn't call it a good drink but it is FOR SURE an interesting drink.

[–] AlteredEgo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

I drink neither but... just fucking no.

[–] liking625@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

potion of poison resistance

[–] liking625@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

And a keyboard fix for me

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

now we need goner and gast-

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Still less gross than buckfast

[–] Yeller_king@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

I won't go out of my way to make one, but I'd try it if offered.

[–] phoeniqz@lemmy.4d2.org 2 points 1 month ago

this is called a billie irish and not a gonster

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Gonster Rule? I prefer Ginster's Roll.

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