It’s like a pet ballsack
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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Had a hairless rat briefly that we called Sir Scrote.
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine's a lot wrinklier and think there's a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
You need Balltox
Scrotox
It sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.
You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!
Alf got fat.
i guess its a birth defect or something. he looks like a squishy ball
The scrotum demands scritches.
In more ways than one!
Sentient ballsack
This is what my brain imagines when I think the word puggle.
Poor bastard, born without quills and without pixels
Moar pixels:
What's up with its paw?
He looks like Alf
I’m sure he loves pussy as much as Alf
I hope he is not cold
The squonk
Hey man bro, u got one of them pixels left? Maybe two?
Human intervention is at its best when it cares for beings that would otherwise not survive
As my brother joked when I showed him this:
"Damn, now he's just a hog."
For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪
This makes me wonder: if Sonic shaved his quills, would he go faster? 🤔
The quill gives him power so he'll go slower instead.
You're thinking of Sampsonic, my biblical hedgehog OC.
Definitely swim faster.
There is someone out there whose job is bald hedgehog masseuse
Cute, it looks like one of the Clangers.
So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?
Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.
The weirdest tan egg I've ever seen.
But why the massages? Serious question
Hedgehogs normally have sharp quills that make them uncomfortable to massage.
Reminds me of the time a yellow jacket flew up my dear departed Harold's draws and stung him right on the sack.
That actually happened to me as a kid.
Is that from Golden Girls?
No honey I can't eat there on account of my fibroids acting up.
You're looking at a nude egg.
Looks like a half-ass-ed job.
Never half ass two jobs. Full ass one.
Ok but which Norfolk?
There's only one in the native range of the hedgehog
What a cute little meat bag 😂🤣.
Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?
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